^FSome take the bible for ^Ebwhat it's worth When it ^Bbmaj7says that the meek shall inherit the ^Fearth Well, I ^Fheard that some sheik Bought New ^EbJersey last week Bb A G F F D G F* And ^Bbyou ^Asuck^Gers ^Fain't ^Fgett^Din' ^Gnoth^F*ing!

(This line is all single note in the bass except the F at the F.) Is Hare Rama really wrong If you wander around with a napkin on With a bell on a stick An' your hair is all gone... (The meek shall inherit nothin')

^{A^Bb}You say your life's a bum deal ^{A^Bb}And you're up against the wall ^FWell, people, you ain't even got no kind of deal at all ^{A^Bb}`Cause what they do ^{A^Bb}In Washington

They ^Gjust takes care of ^Cnumber one And ^Bbmaj7number one ain't ^Cyou ^Bbmaj7You ain't even ^Cnumber two!

Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but The shit they believe has got their minds all shut An' they don't even care When the church takes a cut Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin' So whaddya do?

Eat that ^Fpork, eat that ham Laugh till you ^Ebchoke on Billy Graham Moses, ^Bbmaj7Aaron and Abraham, they're all a waste of ^Ctime And ^Gmit's your ass that's ^Con the line (^GmIt's your ass that's ^Con the line)

^FDo what you wanna, ^Ebdo what you will Just ^Bbmaj7don't mess up your neighbor's ^Fthrill And when you ^Fpay the bill Kindly ^Ebleave a little tip And help the ^Bbmaj7next poor sucker on his one way ^Ftrip

^FSome take the ^Bbbi ^Am7ble ^Gmoh, ^Foh (Awww, give me half a dozen for the hotel room)

Frank Zappa - The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing