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From: William Kaemmerling <merck@svpal.org> PACKARD GOOSE F. ZAPPA
AMAYBE YOU DTHOUGHT I WAS THE EPACKARD GOOSE C#m B OR THE ARONALD DMCDONALD OF THE ENOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE C#m B WELL FUCK AALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'TD NEED E NO EXCUSE FAOR BEING WHAT GI AM D E C#mDO YOU HEAR ME, TBHEM' ALL THEM ROCK 'N'A ROLL WRITERS IS THE D EWORST KIND OF SLEEZE A B SELLING PUNK LAIKE SOME NEW KIND OF D EENGLISH DISEASE A B IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THAE FUTURE D GAW, SDPARE ME PLEASE E
C#m B (CHORD SET 1) OH NO YOU GOTTA GO
C#mWHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,BI WANNA KNOW I BAELIEVE YOU IBS THE GOVEC#mRNMENT'S WHORE F#AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE AYOU'RE COMING FROM (TWICE)
AFUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITHD THE PEN IN E THEIR HAND C#m B I WILL BE MOARE SPECIFIC SO TDHEY MIGHT E UNDERSTAND C#m B THEY CAN ALL KISS MYA ASS D BUT BECAEUSE IT'S SO GRAND A THEY BESTG JUST STAY AWAY, DHEY, HEEY, HEY.
(CHORD SET 1) HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW' MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE SHEKELS WONT FLOW AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB
F#JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY AAND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY F#WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY' A etc. . . HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE LOVE IS NOT MUSIC MUSIC IS THE BEST WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ WHICH IS EXTINCT BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC CORRUPTION OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE
IF YOAUR IN THE AUDIENCDE AND LIKE WHAT E WE DO C#m B WELL WE WANT YOAU TO KNOW THAT WE D ELIKE YOU ALL TOO C#m B BUT AS FAOR THE SUCKER WHOD WILL WRITE E THE REVC#mIEW
E C#m A B etc, etc... IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT ON THE COMIC UTENSIL HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR AGAIN submited by Will Kaemmerling merck@svpal.org