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Sung by Jimmy Carl Black:
CMy name is Burtram I am a redFneck All my friCends, They call me 'BFurt' (Hi, Burt!) CAll my family, From down in TeFxas Make their liCvin' DigGgin' dirt
THEN ITS THE THE SAME WITH THE OTHER VERSES Come out here to Californy, Just to find me Some pretty girls Ones I seen Gets me so horny; Ruby lips, 'N teeth like pearls! Wanna love 'em all! Wanna love 'em dearly! Wanna pretty girl- I'll even pay! I'll buy 'em furs! I'll buy 'em jewelry! I know they like me; Here's what I say: UNTIL:
AI'm lonesome Cowboy BuErt! (Speakin' atcha!) ACome smell my fringe-y shEirt! (Reekin' atcha!) AMy cowboy pantEs, AMy cowboy danEce, AMy bold advanEce, DOn this here waitrGess . . . Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey Yodel-oh-oo-pee! E(He's lonesome Cowboy BuArt EDon'tcha get his feelings huArt) DCome out in this place, 'N I'll bAuy you a taste, You can sEit on my face- Where's my waitress?
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CBurtram, Burtram redneck CBurtram, Burtram redneck CI'm an awful nice guy! Sweat all day in the sun! Roofer by trade, Quite a bunFdle I've made, I'm unioDnized roofin' old Son-of-a-gGun! (He's a unionized roofin' old Son-of-a-gun!)
Then the same for the next 2 verses When I get off, I get plastered Drink till I fall onna floor, Find me some Communist bastard, 'N stomp on his face till he don't Move no more! (He stomps on his face till he don't Move no more!) I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin', Till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt, I see if he's hurt, Kick him again in the head, yes!
DKick him again in the heGad, boys! Then repeat 'Im lonesome Cowboy Burt' verse before finishing