Frank Zappa - Honey dont you want a man like me

------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me - Frank Zappa ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Jacque E-mail: Imbatman1312@gmail.com Tuning: Standard This is the "Does Humour Belong In Music" DVD Version, it is also found on YCDTOSA Vol. 3 Ray White's Guitar Bass Intro Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----3-----------| Repeat Until First Verse E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---| Verse He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe) His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!" He had an Irish Setter e|-xxx-xxx-xxx-x----| B|-xxx-xxx-xxx-x----| G|-xxx-xxx-xxx-x----| D|-xxx-xxx-xxx-x----| A|-xxx-xxx-xxx-x----| E|-xxx-xxx-xxx-x----| It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night The moon was dim, the band was tight e|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|--7--5----------------7--5----------------7--5------------------| A|--------7---5--3------------7---5--3------------7---5--3--------| E|-----------------5-------------------5-------------------5--3~--| They did the Bump together e|-xxx-xxx--x----| B|-xxx-xxx--x----| G|-xxx-xxx--x----| D|-xxx-xxx--x----| A|-xxx-xxx--x----| E|-xxx-xxx--x----| What a splendid sight, her teeth were white The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite) He was glad that he met her e|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-------------------| D|-------------------| A|-----3-------------| E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---5-| She was an office girl (her name was Betty) Her fav'rite group was twisted sister (They discussed the weather) Chorus (Bass) Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----3-----------| Repeat Until Verse E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---| Verse She was a lonely sort, just a little too short Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport Was hockey (in the winter) He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest Any sport with a puck had to be 'bout the best As he jabbed his elbow in her (get it honey?) Later on they went off to where the music was soft. The candles were drippy, they saw a real hippy Who delivered their dinner e|-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2---| B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---| D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---| This is just a D chord with the high e A|-----------------------------------------------------| changing every two strums, it is easier E|-----------------------------------------------------| than it looks The rice was brown, and soon they found That the crowd around that had jammed the room, Well it seemed to be getting thinner Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----3-----------| Repeat Until Bridge E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---| He took her home to a motor court She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it, But it made him angry! He called her a slut, a pig and a whore A bitch and a republican and she slammed the door In a petulant frenzy! e|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------------| D|-------------------------| A|-0--0--5~--0--0-5~--0----| E|-------------------------| G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----3-----------| Repeat Until End E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---| ************************************ | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note | b Bend | pb Pre-bend | br Bend release | pbr Pre-bend release | brb Bend release bend ************************************