Frank Zappa - For the young sophisticate

Baby baby why yo^Fu cryin' Feeling ^Gsorry what she ^Amsaid ^{G F} Put down the rag, I told her^Am then Don't wanna ^Ghear you cry ^Amagain Dear ^Gheart, dear ^Fheart Tell me, tell ^Gme what's the ^Amreason Dear ^Gheart, dear ^Fheart Tell me, tell ^Gme what's the ^Amreason

You know she went to see the ^Fdoctor And then she ^Gread a ^Ammagazine ^{G F} Forget that book, I told her ^Amthen Don't wanna ^Ghear about the book ^Amagain Dear ^Gheart, dear ^Fheart

Dear ^Gheart, dear ^Fheart Tell me, tell ^Gme what's the ^Amreason

^C There was a picture on the sto^Gry ^C That showed a young sophisti^Gcator ^D Who falls in love three pages ^Alater ^D With some aggressive ^Aagitator ^C And by and by he comes to ^Dhate her 'Cause she don't shave her under^Emarms And he can't go for ^Dthat 'Cause he's a young sophisti^Acator

Baby baby why you ^Fcryin' It made me ^Gwonder what she ^Amsaid ^{G F} Forget that book I told her ^Amthen Don't wanna ^Ghear about the book ^Amagain Dear ^Gheart, dear ^Fheart

Dear ^Gheart, dear ^Fheart Tell me, tell ^Gme what's the ^Amreason

Would you still love me if my ^Fhair grew All down the ^Gside of my ki^Ammono ^{G F} Well of course I would, it might be ^Amhip If it did ^Gnot cause you to ^Amtrip Dear ^Gheart, dear ^Fheart Or radi^Gate a bad ^Amaroma Dear ^Gheart, dear ^Fheart Or radi^Gate a cheap ^Amaroma