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Bwana Dik Frank Zappa from Fillmore East F# (riff) F# (riff) And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster A7 they will give him their hearts E E D E Over Em7 (Spoken)
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . . Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but . . . Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so obviously . . . PREGNANT . . . ends with B7
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Of the Whisky à Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik
CMe Bwana Dik, NB7o! Me BwCana DB7ik Say!
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F#m7My dick is a Emonster GF#m7ive me your Eheart F#m7Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art F#m7My dick is a HaErley youF#m7 kick it to stEart F#m7Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part F#m7My dick is a dEagger IF#m7'll force it tEo fit F#m7My dick is a reEamer, baby, F#m7to scream up yourE slit DSteam it! GReam it! Cream itB!
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