Brown Shoes Don't Make It As played on Absolutely Free By Frank Zappa Chart by Paul Wilson In the first Verse the chords change on the 2 and the 4. Time 4/4 untill I say it changes Intro: F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B

Brown ^F#m7shoes^B don't ^F#m7make it^B Brown ^F#m7shoes^B don't ^F#m7make it^B Quit ^F#m7school^B, why f^F#m7ake it^B Brown ^F#m7shoes^B don't ^F#m7make it^B TV ^Cdinner by the pool Watch your ^Dbbrother grow a beard Got an^Cother year of school You're ^BbOK, he's too weird Be a p^Alumber He's a ^Abummer He's a ^Abummer every ^Asummer Be a ^Emloy-^F#mal ^Gplas-^Atic ^Bmro-^C#mbot ^DFor ^Ea ^Aworld ^F#mthat ^Edoes-^F#mn't care ^Bb6Smile at every ugly

Shine on your shoes and cut your hair Intro: F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B F#m7 B

Be a ^F#m7jerk and go ^Bto work Be a ^F#m7jerk and go ^Bto work Be a ^F#m7jerk and go ^Bto work Be a ^F#m7jerk and go ^Bto work Do yo^F#m7ur job, and ^Bdo it right Life's a ^F#m7ball! (^BTV tonight!) Do you l^F#m7ove it, do you ^Bhate it? There it ^F#m7is, the way you ^Bmade it ^F#m7(WOOOooow)

[Changes to a moderate waltz, 3/4 time sig]

^BA world of secret ^C#hungers, ^BPerverting the men who make your ^C#laws ^BEvery desire is ^C#hidden away, Db Cb Fm7add5 Db6/9 Gbmaj7 Fm7add5 In a drawer, in a desk, ^Cbmaj7By ^Dbmaj7a ^EbNau-^Fga^Gbmaj7-hyde ^Ebchair ^Gb ^GOn a rug where they walk and drool ^GPast the girls in the office

The 12 piece string ensemble plays here, I couldn't make out any chords and the Frank Zappa Songbook has none for this part either. [back to 4/4 time sig] N.C (throte clearing sounds) N.C You see in the back, of the cynical mind N.C The dream of a girl about thirteen N.C Off with her clothes and into a bed, N.C Where she tickles his fancy all night long (all 8ths) N.C D D C B A G A B His wife's attending an orchid show (can do the above but a screaming sound is played here) She squealed for a week to get him to go N.C But back in the bed his teenage Queen Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby!

And he ^Cloves it! He loves it^Dm! It curls up his toes! She ^Embites his fat neck, ^FAnd ^Git ^Flights up his nose, ^EmBut ^EmHe cannot be fooled, ^COld ^DmCity Hall Fred, ^CShe's ^Bbnasty, she's ^Cnasty, She ^D9digs it in ^E9bed!

Cmaj7 C/Em Dm7 Eb/Bb Do it a-gain, and do it some more! Cmaj7 Em6(sus Eb) Dm Am7 That does it, by golly, it's nasty for sure! Nasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty! Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty

She's a ^Gdirty young ^Dmmind. ^F Cor-ru^Empt-ed, ^Dmcor-rod^C-ed Well she's ^Gthir-teen to^Dm-day, ^F And I ^Emhear she g^Dmets ^Cload-ed

(This part is random keyboard and guitar sounds) If she were my daughter I'd What would you do, Daddy? If she were my daughter I'd What would you do, Daddy? If she were my daughter I'd What would you do, Daddy?

^BbSmother my ^Adaughter ^Abin ^G7chocolate syrup, And ^C7strap her ^F7on again, ^Bb Oh ^Dbdim ba-by^F7! ^BbSmother that ^Agirl i^Ab7n ^G7chocolate syrup, And ^C7strap her on again!^F7 She's a ^BbTeenage Baby, and she ^Bb7turns me on, I'd like to ^Ebmake Her do a nasty On the ^Gb7White House Lawn! Going to ^Bbsmother that ^Adaugh-ter ^Abin ^G7chocolate syrup, ^C7And boogie till the ^F7cows come ^Bbhome!

N.C

Time to go home, Madge is on the phone

N.C

Gotta meet the Gurneys And a dozen gray attorneys

N.C

TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school

^CLife ^Bbis such ^Aba ball ^GbI run ^Dthe world ^Cfrom Ci-ty ^Am9Hall

Frank Zappa - Brown shoes dont make it