Frank Zappa - A token of my extreme
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[Intro]
[Chorus 1]
N.C.
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The White Zone is for loading and unloading only!DF#mon't you be tarot-fied
It's just a token of Emy extreme
Don't you be F#mtarot-fied
It's just a token of Emy extreme
Don't you never try to F#mlook behind my eyes
You don't wanna know what Ethey have seen
Don't you never try to F#mlook behind my eyes
You don't wanna know what Ethey have seen
[Verse 1]
ASome people G#think
That if they Ggo too F#mfar
AThey'll never get G#back
To where the Grest of them F#mare
AI might be G#crazy
But there's Gone thing I F#mknow
AYou Gmight F#mbe suDrprAised
EAt what you find out when ya go!
[Verse 2]
Oh, oh, oh, F#mMystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me, Ecan you see?
Well, you have F#mnothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, Eit appears to me!
That all seems F#mvery, very strange
I never craved a toaster or a Ecolor T.V
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a F#mperson who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be Eachieved through the use of machines!
[Verse 3]
N.C.
Get the picture?AAre you telling G#me
GI should come out of the closet F#mnow, Mr. Ron?
No, my son!
AYou must go into The G#Closet!
What?
And Gyou will have
Eh?
Hey! F#mA lot of fun!
AThat's where they G#all live
So if you Gwant an appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there and F#mget you one
Well, tAhat Gseems F#msimpDle eAnough!
AYes, but if you want a really good one
You'll have to learn a foreign language!
EGerman, for instance?
EThat's right
EA lot of really cute ones come from over there!
[Chorus 2]
N.C.
Fifty bucks, please!If you've been F#mmodified
It's an illusion, and you're Ein between
Don't you be F#mtarot-fied
It's just a lot of nothin' so what cEan it mean?
If you've been F#mmodified
It's an illusion, and you're Ein between
Don't you be F#mtarot-fied
It's just a lot of nothin' so what Ecan it mean?
If you've beenF#m modified
It'sE an illusion, and you're in between
(FADE OUT)
[Outro]
N.C.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...N.C.
Joe has just learned to speak GermanN.C.
Now, get this, here's why he did it!N.C.
He's gonna go to this club on the other side of townN.C.
It's called The Closet...N.C.
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guyN.C.
Dressed up like a housewife who can speak GermanN.C.
(you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak GermanN.C.
He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen MachineriesN.C.
Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...N.C.
That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleanerN.C.
And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...N.C.
It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...