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[Intro] Em G D A x4 [Verse]
WDsus2hen I was sixteen I cut myself a Mohawk BGecause I wanted to walk the walk ADsus2nd not just talk the talk BGut it was a bit of a disaster because IDsus2 did the sides with kitchen scissors BGecause I didnât have any clippers ADsus2nd I didnât want to use a beard-trimmer IGâd made that mistake before
WEmhen you got hoGme you didnât want to Dtalk about what Iâd dAone You said Iâd Emlet you down, Iâd fGucked around, when I was Donly having funA With the Emway that youâve been Glately, youâve no Dright to scream and Ashout You and IEm, weâve got a Glot that we need to Dtalk aboutA
[Chorus]
DWhatâs the point in making vAows that youâre never going to keeBmp? A lifetime lying awakeG means youâll never get to sleep DAnd all the promises you mAade, that were painful and untruBme Of all the things yoGu do they reflect worst on you
[Instrumental] D G D A Em G D A [Verse]
Dsus2We all have our own devices GFor handling mid-life crises Dsus2Usually involves a motorbike and GSuspicious fashion decisions Dsus2But you choose to stave off grey hairs by GLamely hacking at the sides Dsus2With lies and flimsy alibis GFor your suspicious expeditions
EmWhen I get home GI dont want to talkD about what youâve doneA Yes youâve Emlet me down, youâve Gfucked around, but I Dguess you were having Afun With the Emway that Iâve been Glately, Iâve no rDight to scream and shoutA You and IEm, weâve got a Glot that we need to Dtalk about A
[Chorus]
DWhatâs the point in making voAws that youâre never going to kBmeep? A lifetime lying awakGe means youâll never get to sleep DAnd all the promises you maAde, that were painful and untruBme Of all the things you dGo they reflect worst on you
[Bridge]
F#mYou always told me Fatherâs BmDay was just another wayG Of selling Hallmark Dgreeting Acards F#mTwenty years of waking sleepBm, of lying through your teethG Meant every Fatherâs DDay spent wondering Dbmwhere the hell you areG
[Instrumental] Em G D A x2 [Outro]
EmWhatâs the point in us making voGws that weâre never going to keeDp? I keep trying to keep you uAp, but you keep on falling asleep EmAnd all the promises we madDe were painful and untrue D But for better or for worAse, I am turning into youG