The first two versions are only slightly wrong but it makes all the difference. There's a G7 and a couple of E7 chords that were missed which are key! To hear the song, just search it on YouTube!

No not ev^Feryone grows up to be an ^Gastronaut, ^F not every^Amone was born to be a ^Gking, ^F not ever^Gyone can be Freddie Mercu-r^Fy, ^E7 ^Am but everyon^Fe can raise their glass and sing. ^G

I may^F not be the perfect kind^G of person, ^F I ma^Amy not do what mum and dad^G dreamed, ^F but on^G the day I die, I'll say at least I fucking tr^Fied. ^E7 ^Am ^FThat's the only eulogy I need, ^G ^G7thats the only eulogy I^F need. ^F

FTHC!

Frank Turner - Eulogy