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Tuning: E A D G B E
Words: Thomas Adair, Music: Matt Dennis Chord Forms: Dm9 100210 G9 x23233 Em7 020000 F#dim 2x1211 Dm7 10021x G7 323003 C9 3x2333 Gdim 3x2322 Fdim 100100 Cma7 332000 C6 x32210 Am7 x02120 D9 x00210 F6 xx3231 E6 022120 [Verse]
Dm9I make a date for gG9olf, and G7you can Em7bet your life itF#dim rains; Dm7I try to give a G7party, and the gC9uy upstairs A7complains. I guGdimess I'll go thru lifFdime just catching cEm7olds and missing traA7ins Dm7 G7 Cma7 A7 Ev'rything happens to me.
[Verse]
Dm9I never miss a G9thing G7I've had Em7the measles and F#dimthe mumps, Dm7And ev'rytime I G7play an ace, my C9partner always A7trumps. I guGdimess I'm just a Fdimfool who never Em7looks before he A7jumps Dm7Ev'rything G7happens to C6me.
[Bridge]
At fGm7irst my heart thought C7/Gyou could C7/F#break this Fjinx for F6me, ThatGm7 love would turn the C7/Gtrick to C7/F#end Fdespair; F6 But F#m7now I just can't B7/F#fool this B7/Fhead that Ethinks for mE6e I've Am7mortgaged all my D9castles in the aDm7ir G7
[Outro]
Dm9I've telegraphed G9and phoG7ned, and sEm7ent an airmail special, F#dimtoo; Dm7Your answer was "G7Good bye" and C9there was A7even postage due. I Gdimfell in love just Fdimonce, and then it Em7had to be with A7you Dm7 G7 C Cma7 A7 Ev'rything happens to me, Dm7Ev'rything G7happens to Cme.