Fountains of Wayne - New routine

^ATwo men sit in the corner of a diner Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to The waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I've got to They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know They talk about real estate, prostates, Costco And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels And ^Dwhen her shift is over she goes ^Eback to Mineola ^F#mSits on the couch, opens ^Eup a diet cola and says ^AI'm so, ^AsusI'm so sick of this ^Aplace I'm so ^Asusready for a change of ^Apace ^AI'm just ^Asuslooking for a new rou^Dtine So she spins her ^F#mglobe and the next thing you ^Eknow ||: A | A | A | A :|| She's living in Liechtenstein

She ^Bdoesn't speak German, only high school Spanish But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage But there's not much going on except for banking and skiing So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing He ^Edrops her at the airport in a ^F#diesel Mercedes ^G#mThinks to himself I'm so ^F#feeble with the ladies and I ^BI'm so, ^BsusI'm so sick of this ^Bplace I'm so ^Bsusready for a change of ^Bpace ^BI'm just ^Bsuslooking for a new rou^Etine So he grabs his ^G#mcap, throws a dart at a ^F#map | B | B | B | B | And now he's living in Bowling Green

He ^G#mtalks his way inta a job at La Quinta ^C#Falls for the manager who's moving back to Canada ^EShe's tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, Rome ^F#Says you're really sweet but I just want to go home

^BTwo men sit in the corner of a diner One of them says I might take a trip to China It's one of those things we should do before we're too old Thanks but no thanks, bring me back an egg roll Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back