Forest Pooky - I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair

^GWell I've ^Abeen chillin' ^Cout, outside ^Dalone ^GWarmin' ^Aup my flesh and ^Cbone^{D G}A "Strange" comic ^Abook and a ^Csyrup of ^Dmint ^GThis Friday after^Anoon seems to come ^Cup real ^Dfit

^GBut something bright broke from the sky ^AIt was like me yeah pretty high Well ^Cyou know now I would ^Dnever ever lie

I have ^Gbeen kidnap^Cped by ^Aali^Dens they cut my ^Ghair^{C Em C D}

So I thought ^Gdamn I must have ^Adone something ^Creally really ^Dbad To be ^Glocked up with a ^Adepressive robot a "^Chairless" bird and some ^Dfucking cat But when I ^Graised my hand up ^Ato my head a ^Cfeeling of des^Dpair Brought by the ^Gkiller fact that ^AI've, been ^Closing all my ^Dhair

I have ^Gbeen kidnap^Cped by ^Aali^Dens they cut my ^Ghair^{C Em C D} I have ^Gbeen kidnap^Cped by ^Aali^Dens they cut my ^Ghair^{C Em C D}

^CWell all you see on screen ain't ^Gtrue It's only a ^Empicture David (Basso) ^Cmade for ^Gyou ^CAt some point you will u^Gnderstand That this whole ^Emworld is coming ^Cout of ^Ghand To all those ^Ametal heads and^C hippies ^Ametal heads and ^Chippies ^AWatch out their ^Ccomin' after ^Dyou

I have ^Gbeen kidnap^Cped by ^Aali^Dens they cut my ^Ghai^Cr ^{Em C D} I have ^Gbeen kidnap^Cped by ^Aali^Dens they cut my ^Ghai^Cr ^{Em C D}

And I ^Gsaid Hey ^Cyou people ^Emthis ain't really ^Dfair You k^Gnow I spent s^Co much t^Emime growing my h^Dair And I ^Gsaid Hey ^Cyou people ^Emthis ain't really ^Dfair You k^Gnow I spent s^Co much t^Emime growing my h^Dair To all my ^Ametal friends and ^Chippies To all my ^Ametal heads and ^Chippies ^AWatch out there ^Ccoming after ^Gyou