Flight of the Conchords - You dont have to be a prostitute

^AmIt's a cold night b^Am(maj7)eneath the street light ^Am7There's a man whose pants are too tight ^DmOh no his p^E7ants are too tight my pants are too tight

^AmHe stands there ^Am(maj7)an empty stare ^Am7Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home ^DmHe'll have to ^E7walk home tonight don't have enough for the ride

^AmThe streets are cruel h^Am(maj7)e tries to act cool ^Am7He goes to work with only his one tool ^DmYou can ^E7put away tool Jermaine

^CYou don't have to ^Gbe a ^Fprostitute no no no no no ^CYou can say^G no to being a^F man-ho a male gigolo ^CYou don't have to ^Gbe a ^Fprostitute no no no no no ^CYou can say^G no to being a^F night looker boy hooker rent boy bro ho

^CHe can't ^Gsee his way ^Fout I cannot see my way out

^CHe can't ^Gsee his way ^Fout Male prostitution seems to be my only option

^CHe can't ^Gsee his way ^Fout I cannot see my way out

^CHe can't ^Gsee his way ^Fout No no no no no no

^AmHe selling cheap thrill^Am(maj7)s to pay his expensive bills ^Am7But check you resume you must have some other skills ^DmDo you ^E7have any other skills Like typing

^AmThey see him ^Am(maj7)wanted to please them ^Am7Wanted to play them but they don't even pay him ^DmOh no no they d^E7on't think he's worth it at all

^AmThough they're unknown he tri^Am(maj7)es to bring them home ^Am7Maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone ^DmOoh you have a ^E7roommate Jermaine don't bring them home

^CYou don't have to ^Gbe a ^Fprostitute no no no no o ^CYou can say^G no to being a^F man-ho a male gigolo ^CYou don't have to ^Gbe a ^Fprostitute no no no no no ^CYou can say^G no to being a^F night looker boy hooker rent boy bro ho