Flight of the Conchords - The humans are dead
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This is my First Tab, so Comment and dont be Brutal ^^
this tab is more like the live version, but i think its suits both live and studio
Tuning: Standard
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The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000 <--(at this part intro again)
The distant future
The distant future
Tab 2(Through this part you Just Play 5th Fret on E string at the same tempo like the Intro)
The future is quite different to the present
The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even
it's the future
What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind
Yes, the world is quite different now
There are no more elephants
There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either
The world is a much better place
There are no more humans (now Chords Start)
FinAally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are deAad
The humans are dDmead
We used poisonous gaCses
And we poisoned their asDmses
The humans are dAead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dDmead (look at that one it's dead)
It had to be dCone (I'll just confirm that they're dead)
So that we could have Dmfun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)
SFystem of aggression
WGhat did it lead to?
Global roAbot depression
RoCbots ruled by people
They got Fso much aggression that we jGust had to kill them, had to shFut
their systems doEwn
Play Tab 2:
Captain, do you not see the irony, by destroying the humans because of their destructive
we have become like...do you see what we've...see what we've done?
Yes, so?
Silence! Destroy him!
(Too Boo Too Too Too Boo)
After tFime we grew strong
Developed cogGnitive powers
They made us woArk for too long
For unreasConable hours
Our progFramming determined that the mGost efficient answer was to shFut their
motherboardfucking systems doEwn
CaBn’t we just tG#alk to the humans?
A lC#ittle understanding could mBbake things better.
Can’Bbt we talk to the humanFs andG workG# togethDmer now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dAead (he's right they are dead)
The humans are dDmead (sniff this one it's dead)
We used poisonous gCasses (with traces of lead)
And we poisoned their aDmsses (actally, their lungs)
Binary Solo!
000A0001
0Dm0000011
0000C0111
0000Dm1111
O, O O 1, O O 1!
Come on sucker, lick my battery!
BooAgie, boogiDme, boogieC, robo Dmboogie!
BooAgie, boogiDme, booCgie!
The Humans Are Dead!
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Once again without emotion, the humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead doooooooooo.......
Hope Its Good .Cheers.