Flight of the Conchords - Mutha uckas
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...MUTHA UCKAS... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 7 (2007)*
Intro:
Am, F E7
Chorus 1:
Am Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
There's Ftoo many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my E7shi-, uckin, with my shi-
Am Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
F How many mutha uckas?E7 Too many to count, mutha uckas.
Verse 1:
Am I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly,
F Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me.
Am And I'm out for my account, 'cos out on A.P,
F (n.C)
On AP... yeah, you know me.
Am Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee,
F Makes my payment short my rent comes back to me,
Am Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty,
F So you'll see me 'cos of your mutha uckin' fee,
Am Read the words on my ATM slip, it said;
We're Fall mutha uckas and we're uckin' with your shi-, come on!
Chorus 2:
Am Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's Ftoo many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my E7shi-; my weekly statement shi-!
Am Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
F How many mutha uckas?E7 Too many to count, mutha uckas.
Verse 2:
Am The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery,
The Fmutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi.
The Amshi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious,
F Cut the cra-... I need my red delicious.
Am Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid,
Gonna Fdice the mutha ucka,
Like a mutha uckin' fruit salad.
Am Then... Granny Smith...
F
...An avocado... B-... -A...
Am
...A mango...
F Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Chorus 3:
Am Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka.
There's Ftoo many mutha uckas,
Uckin, with my E7shi-; he's gonna wake up in a smoothie.
Am Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my...
(n.C)
(*Beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Am (n.C)
Too many mutha uckas, uckin' with my shh...
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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Am F E7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2008 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)