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...MERMAIDS... by Flight of the Conchords --------------........................... *from Episode 9 (2007)* *N.B - Ukulele CHORD DIAGRAMS follow the Guitar Tab* Intro: (n.A#) Aah aah... aah aah...
Cmaj7 Aah aah... aah aah... Aah Bmaah...
Bridge 1:
Am7 Mermaids, mermaids, Gmaj7mermaids, mermaids. Am7 Mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, Gmaj7mermaid, mermaid, mermaid.
Verse 1:
Am7 Mermaid murmured into my Gmaj7ear. The Am7answers to questions, I'm longing to Gmaj7hear. Am7 Does it relax you to hear, the sound of the Gmaj7land? Am7 Do you, a mermaid, have, slightly webbed Gmaj7hands?
Am7 Is it normal for a guy, to wear a scuba apparatus, When he makes Gmaj7love in the sea? (Make love to me). Am7 Would it be weird for you, if I touched your fishy half? Gmaj7 I know it would be for me.
Chorus 1:
Am7 (Ah ah ah oh, Gmaj7wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah), Am7 Gmaj7 (n.A#) (Ah ah ah oh, ooh-G-ooh-G-ooh, G-ooh-G-ooh).
Verse 2:
Am7 Do you have mermaid parties, beneath the Gmaj7sea? (Am I invited?) Am7 At these mermaid parties; do you smoke sea-Gmaj7weed? (If so, then how do you light it?)
Am7 Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely Gmaj7wish? (Wish, wish, wish...)
Or Am7are you an optical illusion, caused by a woman sitting on a rock, Holding half a Gmaj7fish? (Half a sexy fish...)
Chorus 2:
Am7 (Ah ah ah oh, Gmaj7wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah), Am7 Gmaj7 (n.A#) Gmaj7 (Ah ah ah oh, ooh-G-ooh-G-ooh, G-ooh-G-ooh).
CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Cmaj7 Bm Am7 Gmaj7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE xx0222 x46654 x24232 x02120 *UKULELE CHORDS* ---------------- Cmaj7 Bm Am7 Gmaj7 GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA 2224 1104 4222 1100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2008 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)