The notes written within parentheses are the bassnotes played. 1/17/08 - Fixed the chord timing in the beginning. Spoken: So, you're leaving, aren't you' I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving That's when I definitely knew Cm Cm Cm/B But if you're trying to break my heart, your plan is flawed from the start

You can't break my heart, it's ^Abliquid, it melted when I met you ^Fm And as you ^Abturn around to ^Gleave, do^Cmn't turn back to me Cm/B Ab Fm Don't turn around and see if I'm crying, I'm not crying

^CI'm not crying,^C/B it's just been raining^Am on my face ^CAnd if you think you see some tear ^C/Btracks down my cheeks, please, ^AmPlease don't tell my mates ^CI'm not crying^C/B, no, ^AmI'm not crying ^CAnd if I am crying, ^C/Bit's not because of you It's because I'm ^Amthinking about a friend of mine Who you don't know who is dying, that's right, dying

Abm (B) (D) These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me, (F#) I've just been cutting onions

^CI'm ^C/Bmaking a ^Amlasagna, for one ^FmOh, I'm not crying, no!

^CThere's just a little bit of dust in my eye That's from the ^C/Bpath that you made when you said your goodbye I'm not ^Amweeping because you won't be here to hold my hand For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland ^CI'm not upset because you left me this way ^C/BMy eyes are just a little sweaty today They've been ^Amlooking around, they're like searching for you They've been looking for you, even though I told them not to

Fm (Ab) (B) These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy (D) I'm just laughing

^CHa ha ^C/Bha-ha ^Amha ^Fm ^FmSitting at this table called love Staring ^Fmdown at the irony of life ^CHow come we've reached this ^C/Bfork in the road ^AmAnd yet it cuts like a knife'

I'm not ^Ccry^C/Bing I'm not ^Amcry^Ging I'm not ^Fcry-y-y-y-y ^Fmy-y-y-y-^Cing

Flight of the Conchords - Im not crying