Flight of the Conchords - I told you i was freaky

^Gmaj7Girl... ^Em7I'm gonna take th^Cmaj7e month of August of..^Am7. just to get you off ^Gmaj7I'm Freaky...^Em7 I'm go^Cmaj7nna clear ^Am7the table top, we're gonna need a mop,

^G7Let's take a^F7 photo of a^E7 goat in a boat and we can f^C7loat in a mo^Bb7at and be freaky.^A7 Freaky. ^G7Let's take my bo^F7dy and we'll^E7 cover it in honey, Stick some ^C7money to the ho^Bb7ney, now I'm cover^A7ed in money, honey ^G7I go o^F7utside onto the led^E7ge and push my ass against the ^C7glass, you can ac^Bb7t like you don't k^A7now me ^G7I take a cup^F7 and I ^E7put it on my head and I'll just s^C7tand there being f^Bb7reakkie with a cu^A7p on my head

^Ab7I told you I was fr^Eeaky (I told you I was freaky baby) ^Ab7You didn't b^Eelieve me (Don't look at me) ^Ab7I told you I was fr^Eeaky (Look at me) ^Ab7Girl, Let's get fre^Eaky

^G7Let's make two li^F7fe-size cardboard ^E7cut-outs of our bodies and then po^C7se them into sen^Bb7sual po^A7sitions ^G7I'll paint the^F7 wallpaper ^E7pattern onto your naked skin, s^C7tand against the^Bb7 wallpaper and^A7 get of like chameleons ^G7I'll flip some^F7 clips on my^E7 lips, I'll clip some chips to your hips ^C7I'll nibble ch^Bb7ips off your hips an^A7d watch the moon eclipse ^C7I'll go outsid^F7e and get so^E7me leaves and pretend to be a tree ^C7You can be a squir^Bb7rel, ^A7and store my nuts for me

^Ab7I told you I was fr^Eeaky (He told you he was freaky baby) ^Ab7You didn't b^Eelieve me (Take that off) ^Ab7I told you I was fr^Eeaky (Put this on) ^Ab7Girl, I do this shi^Et weekly

^CI want to fly^Bb so high in the sky^A and see what our love brings ^CLet's steal my roo^Bbmmate's pillow fe^Aathers and make some homemade wings ^CGonna fly so^Bb high on makeshi^Aft pillow wings ^CGirl, can you believe we're fl^Bbying on homemade pill^Aow wings?

^G7Here I am all dre^F7ssed in snakeskin ^E7Now I'm in your kitchen making love to your bake tin ^C7Oh no, is th^Bb7is the one you bake in? ^A7I told you I was freaky did you think I was fakin'? ^G7At eight PM I sell my u^F7nderpants on Ebay ^E7At half-past I hold a seance in your hallway ^C7At ten o'clock I ask some gho^Bb7sts for a three way ^A7Yes it's creepy, I told you I was freaky