Flight of the Conchords - Humans are dead
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...HUMANS ARE DEAD... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 1 (2007)*
Verse 1:
(Jemaine & Bret):
Bm The distant future, the distant future,
(Jemaine):
It is the distant future, the year 2000.
(Bret):
We are robots.
(Jemaine):
The world is very different.
Ever since the Robot uprising of the mid-90s;
There is no more unhappiness.
(Bret):
Affirmative.
(Jemaine):
We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'.
(Bret):
Yes, affirmative.
(Jemaine):
Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
There is only one kind of dance; The Robot.
(Bret):
And the Robo-Boogie.
(Jemaine):
Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.
(Jemaine & Bret):
Bm (n.G)
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
Chorus 1:
(Bret):
The humans are Bmdead, the humans are Amdead.
We used poisonous Ggasses, and we poisoned their Amasses.
The humans are Bmdead.
(Jemaine): That's right they are dead,
The humans are Amdead.
(Jemaine): They look like they're dead.
It had to be Gdone,
(Jemaine):
I'll just confirm that they're dead...
So that we could have Amfun.
(Jemaine):
(n.G)
Af-firmative. I poked one. It was dead.
Bridge 1:
Am Can't we just talk to the humans?
A Clittle understanding could Bmmake things better.
Am Can't we talk to the humans and work to-B7gether now?
No, because they are dead.
Binary Solo:
(Bret):
Bm (n.G) Am (n.G)
0000001, 00000011,
G (n.G) Am (n.G)
0000001, 00000011.
Bm 0000001,
Am 0000001,
G 000000111,
(Jemaine):
Am (n.G)
Come on sucker, lick my battery.
Coda:
Bm Boogie, Amboogie, (Robo Boogie),
G Boogie, AmRobo Boogie.
Bm (n.G)
(The humans are dead).
(n.G)
Once again without emotion;
The humans are dead dead, dead dead dead dead dead dooo...
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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Bm Am G C Bm B7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x02210 xx0231 x32010 133211 022000 020100
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2008 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)