Flight of the Conchords - Carol brown

^DLoretta broke my heart in a letter ^Ashe told me she was leaving and her life would be better. ^AJoan broke it off over the phone ^Dafter the tone, she left me alone. ^DJen said she'd never ever see me again, ^Awhen I saw her again she said it again. ^AJan met another man, ^DLiza got amnesia just forgot who I am. ^DFelicity said there was no electricity, ^AEmily, no chemistry. ^AFran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man. ^DFlo had to go I couldn't go with the flow.

^F#mCarol Brown just took a ^Bmbus out of town, but I'm hoping that you'll stick around.

^EmHe doesn't cook or clean, he's not g^Dood boyfriend mater^Aial (Ooh, we can eat cereal) ^EmYou'll lose interest fast, his rela^Dtionships never last^A (Shut up girlfriends from the past) ^EmHe says he'll do one thing and then he ^Dgoes and does ano^Ather thing ^Em(Oh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a c^Dhoir, and got them to si^Ang?)

^EmAh ah ah^D ah, ah ah^A ah (Who, who... Mm, shut up) ^EmAh ah ah a^Dh, ah ah a^Ah, ah ah ah^D. (Shut up girlfriends from the past)

^DMinnie will no longer see me. ^ABritney, Britney hit me. ^APaula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie, ^Dthere must fifty ways that lovers have left me.

^F#mCarol Brown just took a ^Bmbus out of town...

^EmLove is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the bre^Deze ^A (He said the same thing to me) ^EmHow can we ever know we've found the right person in this world? ^{D A} (He means he looks at other girls) ^EmLove is a mystery that does not follo^Dw a rule ^A (This guy is a fool) ^EmHe'll always be a boy, he's a man who never gre^Dw up ^A (I thought I told you to shut up)

^EmAh ah ah^D ah, ah ah ^Aah (Mona, you told me you were in a coma) ^EmAh ah ah a^Dh, ah ah ah^A (Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany) ^EmAh ah ah a^Dh, ah ah ah^A (Mm, would you like a little cereal?) ^EmAh ah a^Dh ah, ah ah^A ah (Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends, was it you Carol Brown, was it you Carol Brown?)

^F#mCarol Brown just took a ^Bmbus out of town... but I'm hoping that you'll ^{D D}stick around

^DDo do, do do do do do do Stick around

^DDo do, do do do do ^DDo do, do do do do do do Stick around Do do, do do do do

^DStick around