Flight of the Conchords - Bus drivers song

^Cm...Where I^D w^Aas caught with a friend age 11 sniffing tractor fuel ^EWe thought we were pretty cool breaking them changing shed rules ^FBut do yo^Gmu see up there? The banner hanging in the air ^A#The P^Aresbyterian fair, well I never go, there's too many Presbyterians there ^GmBut if^C you're interested, the fair's in the third weekend of August every year ^GmBut don't both^Cer entering the raffle, it's always won by some kid of the Mayor

^FOh^Gm do you hear that sound?The town clock heard from anywhere in town ^A#Until 1960, th^Aere was a little place in Norway, we bought it for a hundred pounds. ^CmRumor has i^Dt they sold it cheap because the chimes were too ^Aloud

^EBut every time I hear that sound it makes me so proud ^C(Stacato)Look to your lef^Et, what a beautiful sight ^FIt's Paula, P^Eaula Thompson, nee Paula Wright ^CLook ^Eat her hair, it's still gorgeous even now ^FFlowi^Eng like the Waimahunga river, which incidentally is to your right ^CAnd^E is the largest in the area, in terms of volume ^FEver^Eybody look at Paula, Look at Paula Thompson

^FI a^Amlways thought I'd marry Paula, but some things just d^Eon't work out that way ^FWell ^Gmthat's the most important thing you'll learn on the tour today ^A#That and the fact that there'll be a toilet break at the ^Ainformation center near the mermaid lake

^CPa^Eula T^Fhomp^Eson ^Fborn in '54, to a family of four ^ETo th^Fe fa^Emily^C next door, take me back next door ^CPa^Eul^Fa Th^Eompson nee Paula Wright, that's her old house up at ^F39, ^ENumb^Fer^E 41 was mine, if this old coach could go back in ^Dmtime, I'd drive to 1979