Tuning: E A D G B E

While there are some great tabs for this song, I found that there were some small inaccuracies still existent, even in the highest rated ones. I spent a lot of time making this absolutely as accurate as possible. I think you'll find that it's quite so. I hope you enjoy. Any corrections I'll be happy to incorporate if I see them to be true. Chords used in this song: Dm7 x57565 A7 575655 Bb7 x13131 C7 x35353 F 133211 G 355433 Gm7 353333 Am7 575555 F* x87565 F6 131211 G7 353433 [Verse 1]

^Dm7Hey there, Bret ^C7I see you looking down ^Bb7Don’t want to see my little buddy^C7 there with a ^A7frown ^Dm7Just because I get more^C7 women than you That’s only^Bb7 because they don’t k^C7now you like^A7 I do. ^Dm7Sure, you’re weedy and ^C7kinda shy But ^Bb7some girlie out there must be needy ^C7for a weedy^A7 shy guy. ^Dm7They want you as a needle ^C7when they’re rolling in the hay. ^Bb7Just hear me out when I ^C7say

[Chorus 1]

^Dm7Bret, you got it^A7 goin’ o^Fn. ^G ^Gm7The ladies get to know your^Am7 sexuality ^C7When they get to know your^Dm7 per^F*sonality. I said, ^Dm7Bret, you got it^A7 goin’ o^Fn. ^G ^Gm7Not in a gay way ^Am7Just in a hey, mate, ^C7I want to say that you’re ^Dm7looking okay,^F* mate.

[Verse 2]

^Dm7Why can’t a heterosexual ^C7guy tell a heterosexual ^Bb7guy That he thinks his^C7 booty is ^A7fly? ^Dm7Not all the time, ^C7obviously ^Bb7Just when he’s got a^C7 problem with his ^A7self esteem ^Dm7Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not^C7 humpable Because you’re^Bb7 bumpable Well, I ^C7hope this doesn’t make you feel ^A7uncomfortab^Dm7le If I say ^C7you’ve got a boom ^B7o wow

Come on, Bret

^C7Help me out now [Chorus 2] (All chords up one fret) ^D#m7Bret you got it g^A#7oin’ on. ^F# ^G#

(Bret) I got it goin’ on.

^G#m7That’s the conclusion t^A#m7hat I’ve come to ^C#7But that doesn’t mean that ^D#m7I want to bu^F#*m you.

^D#m7Bret, you’ve got it g^A#7oin’ on. ^F# ^G# (Bret) Got it goin’ on ^G#m7No doubt about it ^A#m7We’d be getting crazy ^C#7If one of us was lucky enough t^D#m7o be born a l^F#*ady.

(Now up another fret, 2 frets higher than originally)

^Em7Oh, if ^B7one of us was a ^G6lady ^A7 [Verse 3] (These chords continue to be played 2 frets higher) ^Am7And I was your man, ^Bm7if I was your man

(Hammer on and off on the A string)

^D7Well, sometimes it ^Em7gets ^G*lone^Em7ly ^G* ^Em7 ^Em7And I need a ^B7woman ^G6And then I imagine you with some ^A7bosoms ^Em7In fact, one ^B7time when we were ^G6touring And I was really^A7 lonely And ^Am7we were sharing that ^Bm7twin room in the ^D7hotel

(Hammer)

I put a ^Em7wig ^G*on ^Em7you ^G* ^G6when you were ^A7sleeping I put a ^Em7wig on you ^B7Ooh ooh ooh

And I just laid there and spooned you

^Em7Bret, you’ve got it goin’ on^Em7

Flight of the Conchords - Bret you got it goin on