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Tuning: E A D G B E
please help correct any mistakes you see! have a nice day [Spoken Intro - N.C.]

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Okay, this song is about Pizza
James and the Giant Peach Lights, bookshelves, flowers

N.C.

Right angle triangles Throwing oranges - thank you James, by the way, for picking the only fruit that doesn't rhyme with anything
Nikki's spine surgery

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And Chelsie's cat So, I'll try my hardest
It goes like this: A A A A [Verse 1]
I Awoke up this morning and had pizza for breakEfast Because I felt like Ashit and I looked Elike shit And I thought F#mthat it'd be approDpriate for me
A E F#m D [Verse 2]
Lights, Abookshelves and flowers That's G#moddly specific This F#msong is so wordy Maybe DI should have written it Adown
E A D D [Verse 3]
Well Nikki I Ahope you're doing betEter If I were aroundF#m I'd bring you floDwers And we would watch AJames and the GiEant Peach for F#mhours, hours, hoDurs
A E F#m D [Verse 4]
Last time AJordan was over we G#mthrew fruit at trees They were F#moranges that were resDting by your feet The Alandlord drove by and then Ehe scolded me F#m D I said "you Adon't even know, I am Etwenty years old Which is Aa little too grown just to Ddo as I'm told My Ajudgement is clean, I'm as G#right as can be I'm as F#right as triangles at Dninety degrees
A E F#m D [Verse 5]
Chelsie I Aforgot your cats Ename I hope it doesn't F#mput you in a bad Dplace Because I know you Aused to name your guinEea pigs After F#mHarry Potter charDacters
[Outro]
This is a Asong about notEhing This is a F#msong about eveDrything This is a Asong about whatEever you F#mwant it to be D A