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Tuning: E A D G B E
intro/chorus
DCollaborations don'tF#m work GThey don't work, Gmthey don't wEork DCollaborations don'tF#m work GThey don't work, Gmthey don't wEork DCollaborations don'tF#m work GThey don't work, Gmthey don't wEork
GI'm gonna do Gmit all by myDse-eAlf GI'm gonna do Gmit all by myDselfA
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AMozart didn’t need a little hack to chFart AWarhol didn’t need to ask De Kooning abFout art GFrank Lloyd Wright always ate à lEa carte AmWish I had been that Esmart AmWish I had been that Esmart
[Chorus] D C A Am
ACollaborations don't work You start off deferential AAnd strangely reverential You both feel it's essential CCollaborations don't work He's eyeing your new lover CThen one night you discover Them underneath your covers
Am
ACollaborations don't work Delaying your vacations ATo sundrenched island nations To seek some affirmations CCollaborations don't work A colon or a comma CAnd then a drawn-out drama Bring in the Dalai Lama
CWhere is this damn thing a-goin'? CWhere is this going, sFomeone Ctell Gme FStarlight,C rub off oGn me SFtar bright,C rub off oGn me [x2]
D E C Eb Dm Bm C Am
DI don't neEed your CpatronizEbing DmI don't neBmed your CagoniziAmng DI don't neEed your naCvel gazEbing DmI don't geBmt your wCay of phrasAming DI don't tEhink you'rCe really tEbrying DmWhat, pray Bmtell, are Cyou implAmying?
Am F x2
AmI ain't no collaboraFtor AmI am the partisanF GRebel in the rocks with dirty trouserEs, broken pistol in the hand AmI ain't no collaboraFtor AmHack my scalp if youF think I am GI am a sadistic young usurper,E a hand on your neck GHand on your lover, oh, give the man Ea hand AmI ain't no colElaborator A m E I ain't no collaborator FI am the master, Eindependent FIf I ever need a father, Git won't be you, old man
(chorus) outro C Em Am C G Am