Fenix Tx - Minimum wage

Po^Elitically correct and ^Bmentally erect I'm doing ^Aeverything I can to con^Bserve the best^E But life ain't nothing but a ^Bbowl a grits And this U^Anited States proud crap ^Bmakes me sick^E People tell me^B go make a name for your^Aself Cause that's the only way you're ^Bgonna get outta this ^Ehell I'm gonna try and ^Btry and try and do all that I ^Acan But I'll ^Bnever understand

It's guaran^Ateed I'm making ^Bminimum wage ^E I can't sur^Dvive this day and ^Aage Home of the free ^B Land of the ^Ebrave I can't sur^Dvive this day and ^Aage It's guaranteed^B I'm E A C#m B x3, E(hold) making minimum wage

^E I'll take a work strike^B Over a tax hike ^AAny day of the ^Byear^E And I don't care about ^Banything As ^Along as those striking ain't ^Bbottling beer^E Give me a gun^B let's go get the XXX^A He wouldn't mind he's pro^Btected by the aliens^E I've got a green man in ^Bmy backyard This ^Atime the goverment has ^Bgone too far

It's guaran^Ateed I'm making ^Bminimum wage ^E I can't sur^Dvive this day and ^Aage Home of the free ^B Land of the ^Ebrave I can't sur^Dvive this day and ^Aage It's guaranteed^B I'm making minimum ^Ewage^{A C#m} B E A C#m B x2, E(hold) It's minimum wage

It's guaran^Ateed I'm making ^Bminimum wage ^E I can't sur^Dvive this day and ^Aage Home of the free ^B Land of the ^Ebrave I can't sur^Dvive this day and ^Aage It's guaranteed^B I'm making minimum ^Ewage^{A C#m} It's ^Bminimum ^Ewage^{A C#m} It's ^Bminimum ^Ewage^{A C#m} It's ^Bminimum ^Ewage^{A C#m B E(hold)}