Aka "The Reefer Song". Written by Stuff Smith, but this is the way Fats plays it, to my ear. Please post any corrections, and feel free to email them to wrybread at gmail dot you know what. Sounds great on the uke too...

^GDreamed about a ^Emreefer ^Am75 feet ^D7long ^GMighty immense, ^Embut not^Am7 too st^D7rong G G7 C F9 or Cm You'll be high but not for long ^GIf ^Dyou're a ^Gviper ^D7

^GI am the king of^Em everyt^Am7hing ^D7 ^GI've got to be h^Emigh bef^Am7ore i s^D7ing G G7 C F9 or Cm Light a tea and let it be ^GIf ^Dyou're a ^Gviper ^D7

^G7When your throat gets dry, you know you're high ^CEverything is dandy ^A7Truck on down to the candy store ^D7Get your kicks with some peppermint candy

^GThen you know yo^Emur body^Am7's spen^D7t ^GYou don’t care^Em if you^Am7 don’^D7t pay rent G G7 C F9 or Cm The sky is high and so am I (aha!) ^GIf ^Dyou're a ^Gviper ^D7

Fats Waller - If youre a viper