Father John Misty - I went to the store one day

^Ab6We met in a p^Adim7arking lot Buying c^Eboffee and cigarettes ^BbFirewood and ^Bb7bad wine long since ^Ebgone ^G7But I'm still drunk and hot, wide ^Abawake Breathing hard

^Ab6But now, in just o^Adim7ne year's time I've become ^Ebjealous, rail-thin, ^Bbprone to pa^Bb7ranoia when I'm ^Ebstoned ^G7'Cause isn't true love "someone ^Aboughta put me in a home?" ^Ab6Say, do you wanna get ^Adim7married and put an e^Ebnd to our endless r^Bbegressive t^Bb7endency to s^Ebcorn? ^G7Provincial concepts like your ^Abdowry and your daddy's farm

^Ab6For love to fin^Ebd us of all pe^Bbople I never ^Ebthought it be so ^Adim7simple

^G7Ooh.^Adim7.. ^{Ab6 Ab6}Let's buy a p^Adim7lantation house and let the ^Ebyard grow wild until ^Bbwe don't need the ^Bb7signs that say, ^Eb"Keep out" ^G7I've got some money left and it's che^Abaper in the South ^Ab6I need someon^Adim7e I can trust to prote^Ebct me from our seven ^Bbdaughters when my ^Bb7body says, "Enou^Ebgh!" Don't let me die in a ^G7hospital, I'll save the big one for the ^Ablast time we make love ^AbmInsert ^Ebhere^G7 a sentiment re: our gol^Adim7den years ^Ab6 All 'cause^Abm I went to the^Eb store ^Bbone day^{Eb Bb}"Seen you around, what's your ^Ebname?"