Fall Out Boy - Headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet

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^BbDoes your ^Chusband ^Dmkno^Asus4w the ^Dmway^{Asus4 Dm} That the ^Bbsunshine ^Cgleams from your ^Dmwedding band? Does he ^Bbknow the w^Cay Does he ^Dmkno^Asus4w the ^Dmway^{Asus4 Dm} Of the ^Bbcrickets that would ^Cconvince me to ^Dmcall it a night?

But ^FI will ^Cnever end up like ^Dmhim Behind my ^Bbback I already ^Fam Keep a calendar, ^Cthis way you will a^Dmlways k^Bbnow

The l^Dmast time you came t^Chrough Oh, d^Bbarling I know what you're ^Cgoing through The l^Dmast time you came t^Chrough Oh,^Bb darling Oh, darling Oh, ^Cdarling...

^BbTem^Cpest in a teacup ^DmGet^N.C. unique ^BbPeroxide ^Cprincess, ^Dmshine like shark teeth ^BbIt'^Cs a sign ^DmIt's^Asus4 a sig^Dmn ^{Asus4 Dm} It's a s^Bbign - what ^Cif you peaked ^Dmearly?

^BbDoes your ^Chusband ^Dmkno^Asus4w the ^Dmway^{Asus4 Dm} That the ^Bbsunshine ^Cgleams from your ^Dmwedding band? Does he ^Bbknow the w^Cay Does he ^Dmkno^Asus4w the ^Dmway^{Asus4 Dm} Of the ^Bbcrickets that would ^Cconvince me to ^Dmcall it a night?

^BbDoes he ^CDoes he^Dm kn^Asus4ow the^Dm wa^Asus4y I wo^Dmrsh^Bbip ^COur ^Dmlove? ^BbDoes your ^Chusband ^Dmkno^Asus4w the ^Dmway^{Asus4 Dm} That the ^Bbsunshine ^Cgleams from your ^Dmwedding band?

But ^FI will ^Cnever end up like ^Dmhim Behind my ^Bbback I already ^Fam Keep a calendar, ^Cthis way you will a^Dmlways k^Bbnow

The l^Dmast time you came t^Chrough Oh, d^Bbarling I know what you're ^Cgoing through The l^Dmast time you came t^Chrough Oh,^Bb darling Oh, darling Oh, ^Cdarling...

^BbOh, does your husb^Cand ^Dmkno^Asus4w? ^{Dm Asus4 Dm} Does your husband k^Bbnow? Does your husb^Cand ^Dmknow? ^{Bb C}Does he ^Dmkno^Asus4w, ^{Dm Asus4 Dm} does he know, does he ^Bbkno^Cw?^Dm Oh oh oh...

But ^FI will ^Cnever end up like ^Dmhim Behind my ^Bbback I already ^Fam Keep a calendar, ^Cthis way you will a^Dmlways k^Bbnow

The l^Dmast time you came t^Chrough Oh, d^Bbarling I know what you're ^Cgoing through The l^Dmast time you came t^Chrough Oh, d^Bbarling I know what you're ^Cgoing through