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Mostly power chords throughout, but for the best sound, open up to full barre chords in the choruses/bridge. [Intro]
CNa na na na na na na na [Verse 1]
You know I used to be a bCad girlAm I got bGusy in the bFathroom at my hCigh school Amprom G F Yeah, I uCsed to be a dAmancer at the lGocal strip cFlub But Emnow I know my riFght wing from my wCrong Am G FYeah, yeah CI really Amused to be a Gbad girlF I had a tChreesome with my sAmister and her bGoyfriend, TFom CI know I uAmsed to be a rGeal wild cFhild But Emnow I am a VFolvo driving sG#occer mom
[Chorus]
CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom CNa na G#na na Gna naF
[Verse 2]
CReally Amused to be a bGad girl F I got bCusted for poAmssession of my Gwizard shaped Fbong CI used to Amlove to do the tGhings they tell me Fnot to do CBut now I'm dAmifferent, now I sGing a nFew song CI really Amused to be a bGad girl F I got gCang banged in the bAmathroom at my hGigh school pFrom CYes, I Amused to be a rGeal wild cFhild But Emnow I am a VFolvo driving sG#occer mom
[Chorus]
CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom
[Interlude] C F Dm F [Bridge]
CWhere do all the pForn stars go? DmWhen the lights go dFown? CI wonder where all the Fporn stars go Dm'Cause when you need one they are nFever around C# CI think they moved out to the sFuburbs And now they're bDmlonde, bland, middle class, ReFpublican wives They all have bClonde, bland, middle class, ReFpublican children DmBlonde, bland, middle class RepFublican lives C# CWhere do all the pForn stars go? DmWhen the lights go dFown? C# CI think I know where all the pForn stars go They've Dmall become VFolvo driving soccer mC#oms
[Chorus]
CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom CNa na G#na na na na GVolvo driving sFoccer mom
[Outro]
CNa na na na na na na na CVolvo driving soccer mom