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[Intro] D G D [Verse 1]
DThey can make cars drive themselves And prove tGime-travel ain't crazy as hell They've eDven got a pill to make a soft package hAard But as fDar as we've came When it comes to love and to bGlame And the bDreaking of a lover's Aheart I think we're sDorely lacking methods So I'm gGoing with old time-tested: D A juAkebox and a Dbar
[Chorus 1]
One Gpushes me up the mountain And one Drolls me down the hill While I Bmsit in a pAhosphorescent Ddark So you can kGeep your fancy potions And your iDncandescent nAotions As for Bmme and my bAarely-beating hGeart There's no bDetter prescription For my bGroken disposition D Than a juAkebox and a bar
[Verse 2]
DWe got pinpoint GPS All you Gneed is an address But her lDove is the one thing I can't fAind Meanwhile nDo one has a clue How to make her Gmemory turn loDose So much for Aacademic mDinds
[Chorus 1]
One Gpushes me up the mountain And one Drolls me down the hill While I Bmsit in a pAhosphorescent Ddark So you can kGeep your fancy pDotions And your iDncandescent nAotions As for Bmme and my bAarely-beating hGeart There's no bDetter prescription For my tGhe human condition D Than a juAkebox and a bar D
[Outro]
DMay look like music, booze, and beer There's a whole mGore goin' on in here D Than a Ajukebox and a Dbar