Emmy the Great - My party is better than yours

I'm^A having a ^C#mparty but y^Bmou're not i^Envited ^APizza and f^C#mizzy-pop it's ^Bmall so ex^Eciting ^F#mSardines and ^C#mmusical chairs ^F#mWhat a shame that ^C#myou're not here Bm Bm Bm/A E Cos you're not my friend anymore

You've ^Amade your pos^C#mition quite ^Bmclear from your ^Edistance What ^Acrime have I ^C#mdone that ne^Bmgates my exi^Estence? ^F#mMe and all of my ^C#mother chums Will ^F#msit and talk 'bout your ^C#msmelly bum Bm Bm Bm/A E Cos youre not my friend anymore

And ^Bmeveryone ^Eleaves with a ^Apre-e^C#m-esent ^BmKisses and ^Ehugs it's so ^Apleasant ^{C#m Bm}Peaceful, and ^C#mI I ^Bmhate you, I hope that you ^Edie

I'm ^Ahaving a ^C#mparty and I ^Bmhope that you ^Eknow this Spend ^AFriday a^C#mlone and pre^Bmtend not to ^Enotice ^F#mAll of the stupid ^C#mthings you've done I ^F#mknow and I'm telling ^C#meveryone Cos ^Bmyou're not my best frien^Bm/Ad anym^Eore

And to^Dmorrow I will ^Ebuy a new friend ^AFrom the new friend ^Dshop Cos ^Amy friend you are ^Dnot A D A E D D- And I hate you as much as I miss you