Eminem - Framed

^{C G}Feeling kinky, lip syncing to ^CToo Short's "Freaky Tales" (^GBiatch!) Having creepy ^Cvisions of whiskey drinking^G And en^Cvisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells I know ^Gthis is risky thinking but I wanna ^Cstick her like she's decals ^GBut when murdering fe^Cmales Better pay a^Gttention to these details ^Cor you could be derailed^G Better wear at least three layers of ^Cclothing or be in jail ^GIf you get scratched because your ^CDNA'll Be all up ^Gunder her fingernails ^CMan, he hears you, I don't ^Gthink he cares ^CHe gives a fuck, even his ^Gpinky swears Three personalities burstin' ^Cout of me, please beware^{G C}Her TV blares, ^Gcan't hear the creaking stairs ^CShe's unaware in no underwear, s^Ghe's completely bare Turns around and screams, ^CI remember distinctly I said "I'm ^Ghere to do sink repairs."^C Chop her ^Gup, put her body parts In front of ^CSteven Avery's trailer and ^Gleave 'em there

But hey man, I was ^Cframed^G I know what this looks like, ^Cofficers Please just give me ^Gone minute I think I can ex^Cplain ^G I ain't murdered no^Cbody I know these words are so ^Gnutty But I'm just here to enter^Ctain^{G G}How come your shirt is so bloody? ^CThere's a missing person, so ^Gwhat? He's Got nothin' to do with ^Cme^G I'm almost certain I was ^Cframed^G

Woke up, ^Cit was dawn, musta knew some^Gthin' was wrong Think I'm be^Ccomin' a monster 'cause of the ^Gdrugs that I'm on ^CDonald Duck's on, there's a Tonka ^GTruck in the yard

N.C.

But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the ^Cbottom of it to ^Gtry to solve it Must go a^Cbove and beyond, 'cause it's in^Gcumbent upon me

N.C.

Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde

N.C.

Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond Second ^Cmurder with no reco^Gllection of it Collectin' news^Cpaper articles, cuttin' out ^Gsections from it Memory's too ^Cfucked to remember, des^Gtructive temper Cut my public defender's ^Cjugular then stuck him up in a ^Gblender Another dis^Cmembered toddler discovered this winter ^Gprobably 'Cause the disa^Cssembled body Was covered up ^Gin the snow since the month of November oddly ^CI'm wanted for ^Gquestioning Them son of a ^Cbitches probably just wanna ^Gpin this on me

But hey man, I was ^Cframed^G I know what this looks like, ^Cofficers Please just give me ^Gone minute I think I can ex^Cplain ^G I ain't murdered no^Cbody I know these words are so ^Gnutty But I'm just here to enter^Ctain^{G G}How come your shirt is so bloody? ^CThere's a missing person, so ^Gwhat? He's Got nothin' to do with ^Cme^G I'm almost certain I was ^Cframed^G

^CStill on the loose, ^Gthey Spotted me in^Cside McDonald's ^GTuesday In a ^CToronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your ^Gcollege roommate With Ri^Channa, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, ^GBobby Boucher ^COr was it Cool J? The cops is ^Gon a goose chase Just e^Cscaped from the state pen For eight ^Gwomen who hate men Don't make it no ^Cweirder, I'm naked When I break ^Gin your basement ^CUnder your baby's play pen, I ^Glay in, wait adjacent Facin' the ^Cdoor, remainin' patient while ^Gstayin' complacent Blatant ^Csexual implications are con^Gtinuin' to get thrown I^Cnsinuations are placed in little ^Griddles and poems ^CLeft on your pillow in hopes,^G that when you get home ^CYou'll get the hint, ho: ^GI'm in your window ^CBut it never occurred to me ^GI could describe a murder scene In a ^Cverse and be charged with ^Gfirst degree '^CCause it just happened to ^Gmatch up perfectly With the ^Cmassacre or the Burger King ^Gburglary No, ^Gofficer, you see ...

But hey man, I was ^Cframed^G I know what this looks like, ^Cofficers Please just give me ^Gone minute I think I can ex^Cplain ^G I ain't murdered no^Cbody I know these words are so ^Gnutty But I'm just here to enter^Ctain^{G G}How come your shirt is so bloody? ^CThere's a missing person, so ^Gwhat? He's Got nothin' to do with ^Cme^G I'm almost certain I was ^Cframed^{G C}