Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Benny the bouncer

^DBenny was the ^Abouncer at the ^DPalais ^Em11de Da^Dnce ^DHe'd slash your granny's ^Aface up given ^Dhalf ^Em11a cha^Dnce ^GHe'd sell you back the pieces, ^G7all for less than half a quid^{D A D Em11 D E7}He thought he was the meanest ^AUntil he met with Savage ^DSid ^{A D Em11 D}

^DNow Sidney was a ^Agreaser with some ^Dnas^Em11ty ro^Dots ^DHe poured a pint of ^AGuinness over ^DBenn^Em11y's bo^Dots ^GBenny looked at Sidney ^G7Sidney stared right back in his eye^{D A D Em11 D E7}Sidney chose a switchblade ^AAnd Benny got a cold meat ^Dpie^{A D Em11 D}

^GOh! what a ^A#terr^Aible ^C#sig^Dht^{C# D}

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^GMuch to the ^A#peop^Ale's del^A/C#ight ^A/D One ^A/D#hell of a ^A/Dfight

^GSidney grabbed an 'atchet, ^A#buried it in ^ABenny's ^C#hea^Dd ^{C# D}

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^GThe people ^A#gasped ^Aas ^A/C#he bl^A/Ded ^A/D#The end of a ^A/DTed?

^DWell, they dragged him from the ^Awreckage of the ^DPalais^Em11 in b^Dits ^DThey tried to stick ^Atogether all the ^Dbits that ^Em11would ^Dfit ^GBut some of him was missing ^G7And part of him arrived too late^{D A D Em11 D E7}So now he works for Jesus As the ^Abouncer at St. Peter's ^DGa^Ate^{D Em11 D}

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