Simplified from andybroon2007 video on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZEaUZRI7c All credd goes to him. Capo on first fret! Ab7=xx1112 EmMaj7 =021000 A7sus4=x02030 Gsus4=320013 A7=x02020 AmMaj7=x02110 Gadd9=320203

Take off your s^Fhoes, ^Gsus4hang ^Gup ^Gadd9your ^Cwings Stack up the c^Fhairs, roll up the ^Grug Savor the ^E7things that sob^Amriety brings D7 D7sus4 D7 D7sus2 D7 (then a single note run..G on the bass Estring,then D E F the D string...) Drain in the last from a jug

But w^Chen I hit the ^G7bottle, there's no ^Ctellin' what I'll ^G7do 'Cause ^Csomething deep ins^G7ide me wants to ^Cturn you black and ^C7blue ^FI can't res^Ab7ist you, ^CI ^E7can't ^Amwait To ^D7twist your loving arms 'til you ca^G7pitulate

^CBeat me in the ^G7kitchen, and I'll ^Cbeat you in the ha^G7ll There's ^Cnothing I love ^G7better than a ^Cfree for ^C7all To ^Ftake your pretty ^Ab7neck and see which ^Cway ^E7it ^Ambends But ^D7when it is all over we will ^G7still be friends

Am AmMaj7 G7 Am G7 Wave a white flag, put away the pistol

^AmToo many ^G7people just ^Ccan't get ^C7kissed But if there's ^Fnothin' I can ^Ab7do to make am^A7sus4ends, ^A7baby ^DmHope you don't^Gsus4 mur-d^Ger ^Cme ^C7

Am AmMaj7 Am AmMaj7 Oh, was it all right, or was it o--kay

I'll make it ^Amall up to ^E7you ^Amsome^C7day Oh, but you ^Dmdidn't have to ^E7laugh that ^Amway Oh, no, you ^D7didn't have to laugh that ^Gway ^G7

Am AmMaj7 G7 Am G7 Wave a white flag, put away the pistol

^AmToo many ^G7people just ^Ccan't get ^C7kissed But if there's ^Fnothin' I can ^Ab7do to make am^A7sus4ends, ^A7baby ^DmHope you don't^Gsus4 mur-d^Ger ^Cme Gee, ^A7baby, ^Dmhope you don't ^Gsus4mur---^Gder ^Cme

Elvis Costello - Wave a white flag