Elton John - Ho ho ho whod be a turkey at christmas

^CSitting ^G/Bhere on ^AmChristmas Eve^G, with a ^Fbrandy^C/E in my hand^Dm Oh, I've ^Ghad a few too ^Cmany and it's ^Fgetting hard to stand^{G7 C}I keep ^G/Bhearing ^Amnoises^G, ^Ffrom my ^C/Efireplace^Dm I ^Gmust be going ^Ccrazy ^For the ^Gbrandy's ^G/Bwon the ^Crace. And ^FI ^C/Ekeep ^Dmhea^Cring

^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded weirdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived ^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded wierdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived

^COn my ^G/Broof there's ^Amsnorting ^Gsounds, and ^Fbells in^C/Eside my head^Dm My ^Gvision's blurred with ^Ccolor, and ^Fall he sees is red^G7 There's a ^Cpair of ^G/Blarge sized ^Amwellies^G, ^Fcoming ^C/Edown my ^Dmflue And the ^Gsmell of burning ^Crubber, ^Foh is ^Gfilling^G/B up the ^Croom. ^FI ^C/Ekeep ^Dmhea^Cring

^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded weirdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived ^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded wierdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived

^{G C F G G/B C} And ^Fwe ^C/Ekeep ^Dmhea^Cring [Chorus] ^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded weirdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived ^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded wierdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived

^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded weirdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived ^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GHee! Hee! Hee! ^CWatford is the ^Gteam for ^Cme ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded wierdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived

^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded weirdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived ^FHo! Ho! Ho! ^GGuess who's here? Your ^Cfat and jolly ^Gfriend draws ^Cnear ^FHo! Ho! Ho! Sur^Gprise, surprise. The ^Cbearded wierdy's ^Gjust a^Crrived...