Ella Fitzgerald - Lets call the whole thing off

^Em7Things have come to a pr^A7etty pass Our ^D7romance is ^G7growing flat ^C#m7For you like this and the ^F#mother ^E7While I go for this and ^Am7that ^Em7Goodness knows what the ^A7end will be Oh I ^D7don't know where I'm ^G7at It ^E7looks as ^A7if we ^Bm7two will ^D7never be ^Gone ^C7Something must be ^G7done

^DYou say either and ^GI say either ^DYou say neither and ^GI say neither ^DEither e^D7ither n^Geither ne^Gdimither ^DLet's call the whole ^A7thing ^Doff

^DYou like potato and ^GI like potahto ^DYou like tomato and ^GI like tomahto ^DPotato p^D7otahto to^Gmato tom^Gdimahto ^DLet's call the whole ^A7thing ^Doff

But ^G7oh i^F#mf we call the w^B7hole thing o^E7ff ^A7Then we must ^Dpart And ^G7oh i^F#mf we ever p^B7art then th^E7at might br^A7eak my he^D7art

So ^Dif you like pyjamas and ^GI like pyjahmas ^DI'll wear pyjamas and ^Ggive up pyajahmas ^DFor we ^D7know we ^Gneed each other ^Gdimso we ^DBetter call the ^A7whole thing ^Doff ^DLet's call the ^A7whole thing ^D7off

^DYou say laughter and ^GI say larfter ^DYou say after and ^GI say arfter ^DLaughter l^D7arfter a^Gfter a^Gdimrfter ^DLet's call the ^A7whole thing ^Doff

^DYou like vanilla and ^GI like vanella ^DYou saspiralla and I^G saspirella ^DVanilla ^D7vanella ^Gchocolate ^Gdimstrawberry ^DLet's call the ^A7whole thing ^Doff

But ^G7oh i^F#mf we call the w^B7hole thing o^E7ff then w^A7e must p^Dart And ^G7oh i^F#mf we ever p^B7art then th^E7at might br^A7eak my he^D7art

So ^Dif you go for oysters and ^GI go for ersters ^DI'll order oysters and ^Gcancel the ersters ^DFor we ^D7know we ^Gneed each other ^Gdimso we ^DBetter call the ^A7calling off ^Doff ^DLet's call the ^A7whole thing ^D7off

^DI say father and y^Gou say pater ^DI saw mother and ^Gyou say mater ^DPater m^D7ater u^Gncle au^Gdimntie ^Dlet's call the ^A7whole thing ^Doff

^DI like bananas and ^Gyou like banahnahs ^DI say havana and ^GI get havahnah ^DBananas b^D7anahnahs h^Gavana ha^Gdimvahnah ^DGo your way I^A7'll go m^D7ine

^DSo if I go for scallops and ^Gyou go for lobsters ^DSo all right no contest ^Gwe'll order lobseter ^DFor we ^D7know we ^Gneed each other ^Gdimso we ^DBetter call the ^A7calling off ^D7off ^DLet's call the ^A7whole thing ^G7off