Egg - Cynical fairytale

^FIn this isolated tower In the middle of nowhere It ^Cgets a little lonely But I ^Gdon't let down my hair Cause ^Fclose relationships are far more stressful than they seem I'd ra^Cther face reality than ^Gchase a silly dream

^FMother knows best She claims to know the future ^CI'll fall in love Live happily ever ^Gafter with my suitor ^FTo be honest I'd prefer avoiding all the hassle ^CI'm fine inside my tower, really, I don't need a castle, so

^CFuck love, I don't understand it ^GEighteen years with no luck, I feel stranded ^AmDrifting through the water, I just wanna see the light ^DBut the fog is awfully stubborn and the ^Fmfeeling's never right

^CFuck love, really what's the purpose ^GOther than to make me feel uncomfortable and nervous ^AmOverthinking every single thing I wanna say ^DWill it make you think I'm stupid, will it ^Fmmake you run away^{C G}Oh ^AmFuck love ^DFuck love ^Fm

^FI guess I always figured That I'd be in love now So I ^Ctry to force my feelings Hoping ^Git'll work somehow ^FMy friends all have their princes and I'm feeling left behind Will ^CI ever understand or will I ^Galways be this blind

^FMother knows best She tells me not to worry ^CJust wait a couple years And love will ^Gfind me in a hurry But ^Fhonestly it's looking like the odds are pretty slim Give^Cn that flynn rider's out there, I'd probably reject him

^CFuck love, I don't understand it ^GEighteen years with no luck, I feel stranded ^AmDrifting through the water, I just wanna see the light But the ^Dfog is awfully stubborn and the ^Fmfeeling's never right

^CFuck love, really what's the purpose ^GOther than to make me feel uncomfortable and nervous ^AmOverthinking every single thing I wanna say ^DWill it make you think I'm stupid, will it ^Fmmake you run away ^C

Oh ^G Fuck lo^Amve, Fuck l^Dove ^Fm

Fuck love^G, Fuck love^Am, Fuck love^{D Fm} [Verse 3]

And I keep ^Fwondering and wondering But this is ^Chow it's always be^Gen I've spent a^Fll these years alone Not letting ^Canybody i^Gn And I keep ^Fwondering and ^Fmwondering And ^Cwondering and ^Dwondering ^F When will my life ^Fbeg^Gin

^FMother knows best And she claims to know the future I'll f^Call in love Live happily ever af^Gter with my suitor And ^Fif I'm being honest well it doesn't sound that bad But I bl^Gew the only shot at that I think I ever had so

^CFuck love I don't even deserve it ^GI've tried my best but still I'm far from perfect ^AmWatching from the windows wishing I could feel the same But my ^Dfeelings are defective, I guess ^FmI'm the one to blame

^COh, fuck love Go ahead, call me a cynic ^GGut a happy ending is so unrealistic ^AmWhat's the point in trying if I know it won't work out And I'll e^Darn a broken heart that I'd be^Fm better off without ^C Oh^G Fuck lo^Amve, Fuck l^Dov^Fme

Fuck lov^Ge, Fuck lov^Ame, Fuck love^{D Fm} C