Tuning: G C E A

[Intro] D C G x2 [Verse 1]

^DI can't look at the ^Crocket ^Glaunch The ^Dtrophy wives of the ^Castro^Gnauts And ^DI won't listen ^Cto their ^Gwords Cause ^DI like (slap slap) Birds

[Interlude] D C G x2 [Verse 2]

^DI don't care for ^Cwalkin' down^Gtown ^DCrazy auto-car gonna ^Cmow me ^Gdown ^DLook at all the people like ^Ccows in a ^Gherd Well I^D like (du-de-du) Birds

[Interlude] D C G x2 [Chorus]

^DIf you're small and ^Con a ^Gsearch ^DI've got a feeder for ^Cyou to ^Gperch on

[Interlude] D C G x2 [Verse 3]

^DI can't stand in line ^Cat the ^Gstore The ^Dmean little people are ^Csuch a ^Gbore But ^Dit's alright if you ^Cact like a ^Gturd Cause ^DI like ... Birds

[Interlude] D C G x2 [Chorus]

^DIf you're small and ^Con a ^Gsearch ^DI've got a feeder for ^Cyou to ^Gperch on

[Instrumental/Whistle] D C G x5 [Chorus]

^DIf you're small and ^Con a ^Gsearch ^DI've got a feeder for ^Cyou to ^Gperch on

D C G

^DI've got a feeder for ^Cyou to ^Gperch on ^DIf you're small and ^Con a ^Gsearch ^DI've got a feeder for ^Cyou to ^Gperch on

D C G

^DI've got a feeder for ^Cyou to ^Gperch on [Outro] D C G x4 (fade out)

Eels - I like birds