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****Almost ALL DBT songs are played a FULL step down in tuning(DGCFAD), as such... all these tabs assume that you are in this tuning, the chord names simply refer to the the actual key)**** WIFE BEATER
GYou met him at the dance hall You Donly saw his charms You Csaid he really swept you off your Gfeet
Then one night he’s drinking
and Djealousy enraged He Cknocked out two of your front Gteeth
Gso you came over to Dhide out at my place CI guess I should have killed him there and Gthen Gbut you begged me not to Dnow you say he’s changed and Cyou’re gonna go back tGo him
GDon’t give me that bull abouDt how it’s for the children CA man like that could never be a Gdad GWhat happens when he kills you? DWhat will they do then? CSometimes you ought to ask yourself Gthat
CDon’t go back to him he’Gs a wife beater You??D?d be better off with thiGs potato eater CYou say he’s changed, don?G??t bEme a fool GA man like that’s nDo good foGr you GA man like that’s nDo good foGr you
lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, Neff) © 1998 Soul Dump Music written on Elvis’ birthday 1/8/97 at the grocery store dedicated with love to the great Tammy Wynette Alabama Music Hall of Fame inductee back to top __________________________________________________________________________________ DEMONIC POSSESSION (chorus) Demonic Possession His court’s in session I sign my confession Demonic Possession It was raining on the day she told me them things that fella sold me Mama wasn’t there to scold me No prison or cell could hold me I still recall the date I’z probably about eight when I sealed my fate You honor I rightly state (repeat chorus) Suddenly I had a foot hold I became such a butthole I don’t need nobody consoling me No one but the devil controlling me I can kick ass and talk backward I hang out with a whole bunch of slackers and I know I can get some help from him I listen to a lot of Led Zeppelin (repeat chorus) I got so much money I don’t need smarts My records are flying to the top of the charts and I’m eating in all those fancy restaurants and Hanging out with Sam Phillips and I owe it all to him Oh, the shape I’m in The devil says the only thing that’s buggin him is Hell’s filling up with Republicans (repeat chorus twice) lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, Neff, Sell) © 1998 Soul Dump Music written in august 1996 during G.O.P. convention recorded july 21, 1997 back to top __________________________________________________________________________________ THE TOUGH SELL "She’s a beaute, yes sir she is" said EZ DAN, fifty five, a bad age, smelling of Brute from Fabrege’ and sweat EZ DAN don’t bathe a lot these days (and why the hell should he anyway?) "She’s got a few miles on her, but then again, who don’t?" he said with a slight chuckle, the recent Binaca Blast still lingering on his breath, "and besides, them’s highway miles" I shifted my weight from one foot to the other it certainly wasn’t the car of my dreams, but the price was right and EZ DAN assured me the mid 70’s were a particularly nice period for Chrysler products in general "and this one is a Volare’" and besides, finally having an eight-track means I can play all them tapes I ain’t been able to listen to since high-school so we stuffed EZ DAN’s body in the trunk and hauled ass out of town but somewhere just past the middle of nowhere the fuel pump blew and the oil pump too, and the piston rods hurled straight through the engine block dropping oil, gasoline, water, and anti-freeze onto the Alabama red clay below Ain’t that a bitch? I ain’t never been lucky with love lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, Neff, and Sell) ©1998 Soul Dump Music written spring 96 recorded 7/21/97 dedicated to the Quadrajets 187 / 10-4 back to top __________________________________________________________________________________ THE LIVING BUBBA The A chord used in this song is Asus2 as best as I can tell. -3-- -3-- -2-- -2-- -0-- -X-- Intro: Cadd9 , Em7 --3------3----| --3------3----| --0------0----| --2------2----| --3------2----| ---------0----|
Cadd9I wake up tired and I wake up pissed Em7wonder how I ended up like this Asus2I wonder why things happen like they do Cadd9 but I don't wonder Em7long cuz I Asus2got a show to do Cadd9
Cadd9I'm sick at my stomach from the A.Z.T. Em7Broke at my bank cuz that shit ain't free Asus2but I'm here to stay (at least another week Cadd9or two) I can't die Em7now cuz I gAsus2ot another show to do Cadd9
Cadd9Don't give me no pity don't give me no grief Em7Wait till I die for sympathy Asus2Just help me with this amp and a guitar Cadd9or two I can't die Em7now cuz I Asus2got another show to do Cadd9
Cadd9Don't give me no preachin' no self servin' Em7I ain't no angel but nobody's Asus2deserving Cadd9 I can dance on my oEm7wn grave, Asus2Thank You! Cadd9 but I can't die Em7now cuz I Asus2got another show... Cadd9
GSome people keep saying I can't last long but I gDot my bands I got my songs, Em7liquor, beer, and nicotine to Cadd9help me along and I'm Gdrunk and stubborn as they comeD chain Em7smoking, guitar picking, til I'm Cadd9gone
Cadd9I ain't got no political agendaEm7 Ain't got nAsus2o message for the youth of AmerCadd9ica 'cept "WeEm7ar a rubber andAsus2 be careful who you screw&qCadd9uot; and come see me next FEm7riday cuz I gAsus2ot another show... Cadd9
GSome people stop living long before they die D Em7Work a dead end job just to scrape on bCadd9y but I keepEm7 living just to Asus2bend that note in two Cadd9 and I can't die Em7now cuz I Asus2got another show... Cadd9
lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, Neff) ©1998 Soul Dump Music back to top __________________________________________________________________________________ LATE FOR CHURCH Transcription by Dan Reppert INTRO F C X2
FLate for church again CNever seem to be on time FHear the bells as they peal through the holler CDoesn't sound like a friend of mine
FA hundred eyes turn as I enter CFace burnin' as I walk past pews FI can tell they think I'm a sinner CHear them whisper while I'm watching my shoes
FOnly seat left is right up front CI'm not a bit surprised FBack is soft but the seat is hard CWhy can't they get it right?
INSTRUMENTAL PART F C C B C (Root Notes only) D F C G G
FReverend Bob is pointin' his finger CMom and Dad follow every last word FAll this hollerin' makes me wonder CDoes a whispered prayer get heard?
FReverend Bob is preachin' out thunder CFire and brimstone pouring down FMe, I'm wondering what's for dinner CWaitin' for 12 o'clock to come round
DEverybody's got their own Heaven C FThey all find it their own wayG
FI am an angel C
lyrics by Adam Howell/Patterson Hood music by Drive-by Truckers � 1998 Soul Dump Music (BMI) __________________________________________________________________________________ PANTIES IN YOUR PURSE (chords pulled from altcountrytab.com)
CSaw you standing Gin the hallway, Fred plastic cup, and one of those Cbig long Gcigarettes
CYou asked me if I could Gplay you some Dylan FI said "Dylan who?" you told Cme to kiss your Gass
DmI apologized, Fbut you could Ctell I didn’t mean it by the Gway I rolled my eyes Dmand when you said it wasn’t Fme it was you
Csomehow I knew you were Ggonna tell me why Solo Break
Stuff was flying out of the window falling and breaking on the pavement underneath He’s screaming at you, red faced and fuming He’d come home early, parked his car way up the street You had your stockings in your hand, panties in your purse it was ten a.m. and all the neighbors heard him calling you a whore and a tramp you just stood there while your heels sank into the warm wet ground Solo Break He got a lawyer, you got a bottle He got the children and you moved in with your mama She fixes breakfast and lets you drive her car she don’t care how late you call to tell her where you are Y’all still fight and she still nags you some but somehow it’s different now than when you were young It’s your own damn fault you been threw hell for one reason or another, seems like she kinda blames herself __________________________________________________________________________________ WHY HENRY DRINKS Intro : A, E, D ---------------0--2-----| ----3----------0--3-----| -2--2--2-------0--2-----| -2--2--2--4-2--1--0-----| -2-----2-------2--------| -0-------------2--------| ---------------0--------|
AThem stories that you tell me are so hard to swallow You said “Go to hell” but I know you’d just follow DThe future’s closing in quicker than yoF#u think and Ahanging with you I Eknow why DHenry Adrinks
AThose obnoxious drunks downstairs are fighting and cussing and twelve years of me and you don’t add up to nothing DYou say what’s on your mind - tell it to youF#r shrink so Ahe can know like Eme why DHenry dArinks
EJust a few more hours till the sun comes back around to tear each other down and drink another round
lost it on the way now I’m hating what we found
mendacity and grudge-fucks and Dpieces out of town AI drink half a case of beer on my way home from work
Daddy needs his medicine to keep his hands off Mama’s throat
DBaby, push a little harder cuz you got me on the F#brink of Aspilling more than guts Eabout why HDenry dArinks ATelling you so much aEbout why DHenry dArinks
lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, and Neff) ©1998 Soul Dump Music back to top ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ 18 WHEELS OF LOVE Intro: G, D, Cadd9 G, D, Cadd9 G, D, Cadd9, D Mama ran off with a trucker Mama ran off with a trucker Mama ran off with a trucker Peterbilt Peterbilt He is making her give life another stab They can see the world from way up in the cab Mama ran off with a trucker........... Peterbilt Peterbilt She can quit her job and be his little bride He can get a local route and stay home by her side She can fix him roast beast and sweet potato pie He can eat a lot of it cuz he’s a big ole guy They got married in Dollywood (by a Porter Waggoner lookalike) 18 Wheels of Love for Mom and Chester, on the occasion of their marriage, July 1994 lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Drive-by Truckers ©1998 Soul Dump Music back to top __________________________________________________________________________________ STEVE MCQUEEN (chords and tab by Travis Kilgore from altcountrytab.com) The G and C chords that the band uses are the ones where you keep your pinkie finger on fret of the E string and your ring finger on the third fret of the B string, and only raise the root up a string to change from G to C. (Sorry if that’s confusing, but I don’t know the names of those chords. Like and Cadd9 or something odd like that.) E------------------------------------------------------------------------------3--| B------------------------------------------------------------------------------3--| G---------------- 4---4--------------------------------------------------------0--| D----2-(slide)5------------——--------------------------------------------------0--|(Keep this G) A-------------------------0—2—5—2--5----0--7--0—5---0---2---0------------------2--| E------------------------------------------------------------------------------3--| NOTE ON THE ABOVE (AND BELOW) SOLO TAB: I’ve watched Patterson Hood play this song times, and this tab is damn near on the money. The biggest difference between this and the way he plays is that he starts the solo at the 7th fret of the A string (and changes the location of the second two notes accordingly), I start it at the 2nd fret of the D string. It’s just a question of which way you are more comfortable playing it, but notes are the same either way. In fact, I will tab out the second solo to begin the way Patterson plays it so you can for yourself. (INTRO/CHORUS) (G) C G D G Steve Mc-Queen, Steve Mc-Queen C G D
W hen I Gwas a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve Mc-Queen, SCteve MGc-Queen D G
C G D
The coolest dGoggone motherscratcher on the silver screen C G D I’d drivGe real fast everywhere no one would ever catch me
C G
AnDd I’d kick your ass if yGou pissed me off so be careful what you ask me C G D And I’dG never have an empty bottle or an empty bed
C G D
And as cool as Paul NewmanG is I bet Steve could whup his head
Steve McQueen... (Repeat Chorus) C G D
GBullet was my favorite movie that I’d ever seen I Ctotaled my go-carGt trying to imitate that Dchase scene G
C G D
GThat Duster had six hubcaps, know what I mean C G And I love the way theyG all flew off when it landed in that ra-vine
Steve McQueen…(Repeat Chorus) C G D
I reGally loved The Getaway back when I was eight C G D That pGussy Alec Baldwin sucked in the remake
C(Short instrumGental break)D G C G D AGnd speaking of pussy, I guess Steve got it all
CGD……. He fucked Faye Dunaway and he fucked Ali McGraw
Steve Mc-Queen, CSteve MGc-Queen D G C G D When I Gwas a little boy I wanted to grow up to be
Steve Mc-Queen, CSteve McG-Queen D G C G D The cooleGst goddamn motherf**ker on the silver screen (yee-haw)
(Suddenly the scene turns slow and somber, as a campfire harp plays in the background. On the album version of this song, the guitar here just plays the root note of the chord during this verse. For my acoustic rendition I simply strum each chord once during the first two lines, then strum the chords SLOWLY and SADLY on the third line. Then, sometimes I do the same on the fourth line, and sometimes I sing it acapella. I will include the just in case you wish to strum it.)
I Cwent to see The Hunter onG my first Ddate G C G The Hunter was the lGast movie Steve Mc-Queen lived to make
C G D
(No, it’sC not G this time. And hold it dramatically) They took my drivers license when I was just six-teen
The year MesothCeli-oma killed GSteve DMc-Queen G E--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G---------------- ---------------------------------------------------------| D------------------9-----9----——-------------------------------------------| A----7-(slide)10------------0—2—5—2--5----0--7--0—5---0---2---0----2----5--| (continued next line of tab…) E--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3-----| B--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3-----| G---------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------0-----| playing this G again) A----5---7-(slide)10------------0—2—5—2--5----0--7--0—5---0---2---0---------------------2----| E---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3----| (G) C G D G Steve Mc-Queen, Steve Mc-Queen C G D
When I Gwas a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve Mc-Queen, CSteve McG-Queen D G
C G D
The cooleGst goddamn motherf**ker on the silver screen C G D The cooleGst goddamn motherf**ker on the silver screen
C G D
The cooleGst goddamn motherf**ker on the silver screen C G D C (C again, and the hell out of this chord for a bit) The coolest goddamn motherf**ker on the silver screen…
(Then really WAIL the last line…) STEEEEEEVE MAAAAAACQUEEEEEEEEN!!!! (Then just beat the hell out of G for the outtro…) (c) 1998 Soul Dump Music dedicated to my grandfather W. M. Patterson (Mesothelioma is a rare cancer of the lining of the lung caused by exposure to asbestos. mortality rate is known to be extremely high.) __________________________________________________________________________________ BUTTHOLEVILLE ------------------| ------------------| ------------------| -22---2--22---2---| -00-3-0--00-3-0---| ------------------| A Tired of living in Buttholeville Tired of my job and my wife Lucille
DTired of my kids Ronnie and Neil ATired of my 68 Bonneville
Working down at Billy Bob’s Bar and Grille The food here tastes like the way I feel
DThere’s a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill AShe’s the best looking woman in Buttholeville
AOne day I’m gonna get out of Buttholeville Gonna reach right in Gonna grab the till DBuy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVille Alay a patch on the road that runs over the hill
There’s a beach somewhere where the water’s are still Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peals
DDrinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eel Aand I’m never going back to Buttholeville
ANever going, never going, never going never going Gback!
lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Adam’s House Cat (Cooley, Cahoon, Hood, Tremblay) ©1990 Cat House Music (ASCAP) additional music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, Neff, and Stacy) ©1998 Soul Dump Music originally written in July 1988 a lot of folks back home really take issue with (and to a large extent misunderstand) song. back to top __________________________________________________________________________________ SANDWICHES FOR THE ROAD All packed to go, baloney and mayonnaise sandwiches for the road lay them out across the dash in the August sun and if they turn green don’t be afraid nothing can hurt you but yourself nothing can hurt you but yourself I been given to visions from time to time (Mighty fields of vision) and the voice in my brain can be a little unkind sometimes Go ahead, point it at me, I ain’t scared nothing can hurt you but yourself nothing can hurt you but yourself and if you see me on the street and if I whop you on the head you probably got it coming and if you hit me back, we’ll call it even, but I ain’t going down easy cuz my mama loves me and I got friends in Decatur, Alabama. So drink another drink and smoke another cigarette something’s gonna get us yet Cuz I got ashes in my throat and I ain’t got no vote it’s just the way I stand myself nothing can hurt you but yourself nothing can hurt you but yourself lyrics by Patterson Hood music by Drive-by Truckers (Cooley, Hood, Howell, Lane, and Neff) ©1998 Soul Dump Music written for and dedicated to the great Eddie Hinton (His masterpiece, “Very Extremely Dangerous” is now available on Capricorn Records. Fidelity has also recently released “Letters From Mississippi” and it is very fine.) Thanks to Johnny “Sailcat” Wyker, Wayne Perkins, Dick Cooper, and Jimmy Johnson for the folklore.