Drive-By Truckers - Bob

^DBob goes to church every ^ASunday, Every ^GSunday that the fish ain't ^Dbiting ^DBob never has to have ^Adinner with the preacher, cause ^GBob never bothered getting ^Dmarried He likes to ^Adrink a beer or two every now and again, he always ^Ghad more dogs than he ever had friends ^DBob ain't light in the ^Aloafers, he might ^Gkneel but he never bends ^Dover

^DBob takes care of his ^Amama, she's the ^Gonly one he lets call him ^DRobert ^DShe don't drive anymore s^Ao he takes her to the store and keeps her ^Gyard looking just like she ^Dwants it Every ^Aweek at the beauty shop Bob's mama hears of a^Gnother woman made another man disappear ^DRobert ain't exactly scared of ^Awomen, he's ^Gjust got his own way of ^Dliving

^ABob's still got an antenna on a pole ^Gtwo channels come in, ^Dtwo more come and go ^AHe used to watch the news but he don't anymore, ^Gain't none of it new it's the ^Dsame as before ^AHe figures all any of it's any good for is keeping ^Geverybody bored till there ain't nobody like ^DBob anymore

^DBob takes care of his ^Amama she's a ^Gmess but he feels like he ^Doughta ^DHow big a mess today? ^AAsk Bob he'll say, “She^G's a big one and she's gonna ^Dbe a lotta” He likes to ^Adrink a beer or two every now and again, he always ^Ghad more dogs than he ever had friends ^DBob ain't light in the ^Aloafers, he might ^Gkneel but he never bends ^Dover