Drive-By Truckers - Assholes

^GYou buy me ^Emdinner when I'm in ^Gtown ^{Em G}talk about r^Emecords that you ^Gknow ^{Em D}Lay the friendship card ^Cupon me and out the ^Gdoor ^{Em G Em G}Somebody ^Emsaid we hurt you ^Gfeelings ^{Em G}with our ^Emlittle dirty ^Gjokes ^{Em D}Then you accused us^C of stealing back our^G soul ^{Em G Em}

^DThen you say that we're th^Ce assholes C^Dause we bitched about the ^Chassles ^BmWhile you're sleeping in your ^Amcastles A^Gnd we're still ^Emriding down the ^Groad ^{Em G Em G Em}

^GAnd I ^Emhear you're all ^Goffended ^{Em G}by the ^Emletters that I ^Gwrote ^{Em G Em G Em} I^Dt's just a shame it hadn't ^Cended long ^Gago ^{Em G Em G}Then you ^Emsicked your lawyers on ^Gme ^{Em G}Told them ^Emto go for the ^Gthroat ^{Em D}And you just sat back and ^Cwatched them have a ^Ggo ^{Em G Em}

^DThen you say that we're the ^Cassholes ^DCause we bitched about the ^Chassles ^BmWhile you're sleeping in your ^Amcastles ^GAnd we're still ^Emriding down the ^Groad ^{Em G Em G Em}

^DBut I never would ^Cdeny we have our share of the ^Gblame to ^Cabsorb ^DBut when you say that you're the ^Creason for the things that we've ^Gachieved I want to kick down your ^Amdoor

^GYou like to ^Emsay that we're the ^Gassholes ^{Em G}As if we ^Emsomehow done you ^Gwrong ^{Em D}We just do what we ^Chave to, to carry ^Gon ^{Em G Em G}I'm sure you'll ^Emfind another ^Gasshole ^{Em G}To re^Emplace us for a ^Gsong ^Em Y^Dou'll keep your office and ^Cexpense account and ^Gwe'll keep ^Ctraveling ^Galong D c And When you say that we're all assholes ^DGuess it'd be useless to ^Cdeny ^BmI'm just saying you're the ^Amreason ^Gwhy ^{Em G Em G Em G}