Dresden Dolls - The kill

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^Em say ^Dwhat you ^Cwill: I am The ^DKill ^Emthe o^Dnly t^Ching that ^Dkeeps you ^Emreally ^Dtruly ^Csafe ^Dfrom being ^Creal

^AmI have a ^Ctendency ^Gto exaggerate ^Djust a little bit Am C I Am A plagiarist ^Gapologist Dm A walruscokeheadlizard ^AmI am an ^Coptimist ^Ga closeted ^Dmisogynist ^AmI fought the ^CBritish and I ^Gwon ^{D Am}i have a ^Cwishing well a ^Gliving will a ^Dmmagical eight ball ^Bmja ja ja ja ja

^Emsay w^Dhat you ^Cwill - I ^Dam The Kill ^Emthe o^Dnly th^Cing that ^Dkeeps you ^Emreally ^Dtruly ^Csafe from ^Dbeing real

^Cput pat sajak back in office ^B5put pat sajak back in office!!!

^Cbut the sun still sets on ^Gyou and the retarded party ^Cnobody came ^Gto but you and so you drink to ^Call the empti^Gness until you wake up and there’^Ams hell to pa^Cy again

^Cand the punch lines point at ^Gyou and all the comebacks in the w^Corld are in your ^Ghead and you can’t say them unti^Cl everybody^G leaves and it’s just you and you^Amr imaginar^Cy friends…