Dresden Dolls - My alcoholic friends

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^EmI'm ^Amtaking ^Emdown the ^Amnumber of the ^Emtimes so ^Amwhen we get the ^Emsign from ^B7god I'll ^Cbe the first to ^B7call them ^EmI'm ^Amtaking ^Emback the ^Amnumber of the ^Gbeast cause ^Amsix is ^Cnot a pretty ^Dnumber ^Geight or ^Amthree are ^Cdefinitely ^Dbetter ^GA is ^Amfor the ^Caddress on the ^Dletter ^Gto my a^Amlcoh^Col^Dic ^Emfriends^{Am Em Am B7}

^EmI'm t^Amrying ^Emhard ^Amnot to be as^Emhamed ^Amnot to know the ^Gname of ^Amwho is ^Cwaking up ^Dbeside me ^Gor the ^Amdate, the ^Cseason, or the ^Dcity ^Gbut at ^Amleast the ^Cceiling's very ^Dpretty ^Gand if ^Amyou are hol^Cding it against^D me ^EmI'll be ^B7on my ^Cbest be^B7havior ^Emtaking ^B7shots for ^Cmother ^B7nature ^Emonce my ^B7fist is ^Cin the ^B7cupboard ^Emlove is ^B7never ^Cfalling ^B7over

^GShould I ^Amchoose a ^Cnoble occu^Dpation? ^GIf I ^Amdid I'd ^Conly show up ^Dlate and ^Gsick and ^Amthey would ^Ctear at me with ^Dhatred ^Gplus my ^Amonly ^Cnatural talent's ^Dwasted ^Gon my ^Amalco^Cho^Dlic ^Gfriends my ^Amalco^Cho^Dlic ^Gfriends the ^Amparty ^Cne^Dver ^Gends my ^Amalco^Cho^Dlic ^Emfriends