Dresden Dolls - Lonesome organist rapes page turner

He ^Dmtold me that I ^Cknew just what to ^Gmlaugh at ^Bb and I ^Dmwanted to but ^CI just couldn't ^Gmask if he would ^Bbtake it back so ^FI could ^Gknow for ^Bbcertain..

So ^Dmon the bench I ^Cwatched his left hand ^Gmcrossing ^Bb while ^Dmdoubling en^Ctendres with the ^Gmvoicings. ^Bb He said, &q^Dmuot;Oh darling, yo^Cu're charming, Pl^Gmease don't fin^Bbd it alarming if I ^Dmpull this ^Cstop out to free ^Gmup a hand for ^Bbheavy petting!"

^FNow, there, th^Bbere; ^FI'm a friendly ma^Bbn. ^FI joke about ^Bbsex because it's ^Ffunny when you're ^Dmfrightened ^C (ah, ^Gmah) ^Bb (ah ^Dmah, ^C ah ^Gmah) ^Bb

So ^Dmsilently I ^Csat and turned the ^Gmpages, ^Bb re^Dmcalculating ^Cour respective ^Gmages. ^Bb Over my ^Dmshoulder, he ^Cmuttered, &quo^Gmt;If I get^Bb any older, you can ^Dmhack my ^Cwrists off with your ^Gmchoice of objects, ^Bbno, I'm kidding"

^FDon't be sca^Bbred; ^FI'm a friendly ma^Bbn. ^FI joke about ^Bbdeath because it's ^Ffunny when you're ^Dmfrightened ^C (ah, ^Gmah) ^Bb (ah ^Dmah, ^C ah ^Gmah) ^Bb

^FThis is as ^Bbmfar as I could ^Fget. He jabbed a ^Bbneedle in my ^Fneck, erasing ^Bball the evi^Fdence, but there were ^Bbmatchsticks in my ^Fpants, and if a ^Bbrock should hit my ^Fhead and I re^Bbmember what he ^Fdid, you'll be the ^Fvery first to ^Fknow. Maybe I'll ^Ffind out why this ^Fdamn thing won't stop ^Fbleeding!

He ^Dmtold me that I ^Cshowed a great po^Gmtential, ^Bb that ^Dmgiven I turned ^Cheads and pages, ^Gmfame would be a ^Bbpiece of cake but ^Fpractice ^Gwas es^Bbsential.. So ^Dmlike a stupid ^Cchild I be^Gmlieved it ^Bb and ^Dmgolly, who would ^Cever had a^Gmgreed if ^Bb I had been ^DmSchubert or ^CMozart, de^Gmvoted to the ^Bbfine art of per^Dmfecting ^Cabsolutely ^Gmeverything in^Bbconsequential.

^FDon't be sa^Bbd; ^FI'll come back aga^Bbin. ^FI joke about ^Bbtrash 'cause it takes ^Fclass to be en^Dmlightened ^C (ah, ^Gmah) ^Bb (ah ^Dmah, ^C ah ^Gmah) ^Bb

^FSo several ^Bbmdecades have gone ^Fby. I am still ^Bbsitting by his ^Fside. I turn the ^Bbpages faithful^Fly. He turns his ^Bbhead and smiles at ^Fme and with a ^Bbwink he says, &qu^Fot;I doubt we would be ^Fanywhere with^Fout your gift for ^Fkeeping truth and ^Fconsequence from ^Fmeeting.."