Dr Hook and the Medicine Show - Sylvias mother

^CSylvia's mother says Sylvia's busy, too busy to come to the ^Gphone Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's tryin' to start a new life of her ^Cown ^FSylvia's mother says ^CSylvia's happy so ^Gwhy don't you leave her a^Clone And the ^Goperator says forty cents more for the next three minutes

^FPlease Mrs. Avery, I ^Cjust gotta talk to her, ^GI'll only keep her a w^Chile ^FPlease Mrs. Avery, I ^Cjust wanna tell her good^Gbye

^CSylvia's mother says Sylvia's packin' she's gonna be leavin' to^Gday Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's marryin' a fella down Galveston ^Cway ^FSylvia's mother says ^Cplease don't say nothin' to ^Gmake her start cryin' and ^Cstay And the ^Goperator says forty cents more for the next three minutes

^FPlease Mrs. Avery, I ^Cjust gotta talk to her, ^GI'll only keep her a w^Chile ^FPlease Mrs. Avery, I ^Cjust wanna tell her good^Gbye

^CSylvia's mother says Sylvia's hurryin' she's catchin' the nine o'clock ^Gtrain Sylvia's mother says take your umbrella cause Sylvie, it's startin' to ^Crain And ^FSylvia's mother says ^Cthank you for callin' and ^Gsir won't you call back a^Cgain And the ^Goperator says forty cents more for the next three minutes

^FPlease Mrs. Avery, I ^Cjust gotta talk to her, ^GI'll only keep her a w^Chile ^FPlease Mrs. Avery, I ^Cjust wanna tell her good^Gbye ^FTell her good^Gbye... Please... ^Ftell her good^Gbye..