Dr Hook and the Medicine Show - Freakers ball

Well there's ^Cgonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha) Tonight^D at the Freaker’s Hall And you ^Gknow you're invited one and ^Call, Uh oh

^CCome on baby's grease your lips ^DGrab your hats and swing your hips ^GAnd don't forget to bring your whips ^GWe're going to the ^Afreaker's ^Cball (yes) ^CBlow your whistle, and bang your gong ^DRoll up ^Asomething to ^Dtake along ^DIt ^Gfeels so good, it must be wrong ^GWe're freakin' at the ^Dfreakerâ?^C?™s ball

Well all the ^Gfags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together The ^Cleather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather The ^Dgreatest of the sadists and the masochists too Screaming ^Gplease hit me and I'll hit you The ^FFBI is dancin' with the junkies All the s^Ctraights, ^Aswingin' with the funkies ^DAcross the floor and up the wall We're ^Gfreakin' at the ^Cfreaker's ^Aball, y'all We're ^Dfreakin' at the ^Gfreaker's ball

^CEverybody's kissing each other ^DBrother with sister, son with mother ^GSmear my ^Dbody ^Gup with butter ^GAnd take me to the freaker's ^Cball^{G C}Pass that roach please, and pour the wine ^DI'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine ^GI'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind ^GFreakin' at the freaker's ^Cball^G

^GWhite ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones ^CNecrophiliacs looking for dead ones ^CThe ^Dgreatest of the sadists and the masochists too ^DScreaming ^Gplease hit me and I'll hit you ^FEvery^Cbody ^Fballin' in batches ^CPyromaniacs ^Astrikin' matches ^DI'm gonna itch me where it scratches ^GFreakin' at the freaker's ^Cball, ^Ay'all We're ^Gfreakin' at the freakerâ?^C?™s ball, we're ^Aat a ball We're ^Dfreakin' at the ^Gfreaker's ^Cba^Fll^{G C}