Dos Gringos - World war iii

I was ^Ddown in Southern Watch ^Gflying my F-^D16 When ^Dlead called for the picture and ^AAWACS came back clean But I ^Dsaw a contact on my scope and ^Bmit was runnin' ^Ghot Al^Dthough I wasn't targeted I ^Awent ahead and ^Dshot

Now I ^Dnever even noticed that my ^Gnose was pointed ^DEast And that ^DIranian fighter pilot was sur^Aprised to say the least I ^Dtried to take it back but by^Bm then it was too ^Glate And a ^Dmillion angry Arabs started ^Aheading for ^DKuwait

So ^Dhere's to you fighter pilots ^Gvictors of the ^Dwar That ^Bmgot us all this real estate that's ^Abacked up to the shore And now ^Doil's a buck a barrel and it's ^Gall because of ^Dme Cause ^DI'm the motherfucker who ^Astarted World War ^DIII

Now you ^Dknew the fuckin' French would have to ^Gget into the ^Dmess A^Dmerican audacity well it ^Ahad to be addressed So they ^Dsent their fighters to the sky but ^Bmit was all in ^Gvain As they ^Dsought asylum in the American ^Acommonwealth of ^DSpain

So the ^DEnglish crossed the channel and it ^Gwas a sight to ^Dsee When the ^Dqueen dropped down her trousers and she ^Ashit on Normandy And if ^Dyou think we were happy when we ^Bmdrank all of their ^Gwine You ^Dshould've seen the Polacks when they ^Agot to cross the ^DRhine

So ^Dhere's to you fighter pilots ^Gvictors of the ^Dwar That ^Bmgot us all this real estate that's ^Abacked up to the shore And now ^Doil's a buck a barrel and it's ^Gall because of ^Dme Cause ^DI'm the motherfucker who ^Astarted World War ^DIII

The ^DChinese threatened action when we ^Goverran Sai^Dgon And then a ^Dthousand drunken frat boys had to ^Amoon them from Taiwan But the ^Dbombing of the embassy in ^BmMoscow broke the ^Gice Now ^Dthat was just an accident and it ^Ahappened only ^Dtwice

So they ^Dlaunched their MiGs two by two ^Gnever to ^Dreturn No ^Dmatter how much we shot em down they ^Anever seemed to learn Their ^Dsuicidal bravery made ^Bmus feel bad for ^Gthem So on ^DTuesdays it was heaters only, ^AWednesday BF^DM

So ^Dhere's to you fighter pilots ^Gvictors of the ^Dwar That ^Bmgot us all this real estate that's ^Abacked up to the shore And now ^Doil's a buck a barrel and it's ^Gall because of ^Dme Cause ^DI'm the motherfucker who ^Astarted World War ^DIII