Dos Gringos - The legend of shaved dogs ass

He ^Amwalked into the squadron in the summer of '02 And ^Gsince that time we've never been the ^Amsame This ^Amwingman who would soon become a legend in his time He never ^Gspoke so no one knew his ^Amname

But ^Amafter his arrival there was never an empty keg And ^Galways a fresh new batch of ^Amcorn And the ^Amcoffee was the best that your lips would ever taste And the ^Gshitter was always filled with ^Amporn

And he ^Frode into battle with his back against the ^Csun And he ^Fsaved us all for we knew he was the ^Gone And his ^Fname was Shaved Dog's ^AmAss The ^Fgreatest of ^Gwingmen was ^Amhe He ^Fonly said, "^G2", "Lead you're on ^Ffire" And "Save the ^Gfat one for ^Amme"

We ^Amsoon went off to war and the fighting was intense The ^Genemy snuck up from the ^Amhills And he a^Amlways got the tally first but never did he shoot Just ^Gsat back as flight leads got the ^Amkills And he ^Amnever would complain when lead would fuck him over The ^Gthought never even crossed his ^Ammind Sixty-nine ^Amtimes they notched press at night, lights out, no moon Shaved Dog's ^GAss - not once did he go ^Amblind

And he ^Frode into battle with his back against the ^Csun And he ^Fsaved us all for we knew he was the ^Gone And his ^Fname was Shaved Dog's ^AmAss The ^Fgreatest of ^Gwingmen was ^Amhe He ^Fonly said, "^G2", "Lead you're on ^Ffire" And "Save the ^Gfat one for ^Amme"

With ^Amvictory secured we set out on the town To ^Gcelebrate this war's final ^Amend And we ^Amcame upon some ladies who were looking for heroes But ^Gonly if we had one for their ^Amfriend She stood ^Amsix feet four, three hundred pounds - more facial hair than me (sweet Jesus) You could ^Gsay she was a football coach's ^Amdream And we ^Amall jumped back in horror as we started to abort Shaved Dog's ^GAss stood up and took one for the ^Amteam

And he r^Fode into battle with his back against the s^Cun And he ^Fsaved us all for we knew he was the ^Gone

^AmThat was the last we ever saw of the world's greatest wingman I'd ^Glike to think he's watching us from ^Amabove Or ^Ammaybe he's just sitting on some tropical island He and ^GSasquatch happily in ^Amlove And I ^Amthink about him often when I'm eating shitty corn And the ^Gcoffee is burnt to the ^Amglass So to ^Amall you wingman out there who are looking to be the best Just heed the ^Glesson of the legend of ^AmShaved Dog's Ass

And he ^Frode into battle with his back against the ^Csun And he ^Fsaved us all for we knew he was the ^Gone And his ^Fname was Shaved Dog's ^AmAss The ^Fgreatest of ^Gwingmen was ^Amhe He ^Fonly said, "^G2", "Lead you're on ^Ffire" And "Save the ^Gfat one for ^Amme"