Dos Gringos - Im a faip

^CIt was ten-thirty on a summer night, and ^Feveryone was having ^Gfun ^CExcept for me, cause all of the ^Ffighter spots were ^Ggone There ^Cwere four captains in my class and some ^FNational Guard ^Gdude So it ^Cdidn’t take a ^G/Brocket ^Amscientist^G to ^Ffigure out who got ^Cscrewed

^CAnd now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk I’m just a ^FFAIP, every day is a ^Gkick in the junk I’m just a ^CFAIP, never done anything cool I’m just a ^FFAIP, trying not to ^Gbe a tool I’m just a ^CFAIP

When I ta^Clk to all my buddies, they tell me all the ^Fthings they’ve ^Gdone ^CFlyin red flags at nellis, aw ^Fdamn that sounds like ^Gfun I ^Clisten to all their stories, and ^Fall of their close ^Gcalls And the ^Conly thing I can ^G/Bcounter ^Amwith is ^GTraffic ^Fpattern st^Calls

^CAnd now I’m a FAIP, training every young punk I’m just a FA^FIP, every day is a ki^Gck in the junk I’m just a FA^CIP, never done anything cool I’m just a FA^FIP, trying not to be^G a tool I’m just a FA^CIP

^AmYeah but I’ll shed no tear^Gs, even though its^Am four f^Gucking years ^DmBut don’t you ever ^Amfeel bad for me I’ve ^Dmfound a way t^Emo channel all my an^Fimosity^{G G}And this is what I’m gonna do I’m gonna hook em ^Call^F, I’m gonna hook em ^Gall^F Hook em ^Call^F, I’m gonna hook em ^Gall^F

Well his ^Ccloverleaf was better than ^FI could do but I’m ^Greally pissed off so I’ll ^Fgive him a U Yeah ^Cwhatchu gonna do when life ^Fhands you a turd? That’s ^Gwhy they say FAIP is a ^Ffour-letter word It stands for, “^CFuck, Fuck, Fuckin-^FA I’m Pissed” I was ^Gaiming for fighters, but now I’m ^Fholed up in this Yeah ^Chere I am flying with this ^Fpiece of crap Who couldn’t ^Gfind his own ass with two ^Fhands and a map But at ^Cleast I know it couldn’t ^Fget any worse Cause I ^Gknow some day our ^Froles will reverse Yeah cause ^Cwhen you are an ALO in the ^FAfrican heat I’ll be ^Glaughing at you cause I’m ^Fout the door complete Mother ^Cfucker, bitch, ^Fkiss my ass If you ^Gwanna graduate then fucker ^Fyou gotta pass And I am ^Cnot feeling generous, not ^Fone little bit You com^Gplain all you want but I ^Fdon’t give a shit Cause ^Cone less punk in the ^Fcommunity means ^GOne more slot for all my ^Fbuddies and me

Hook ‘em ^Call,^F I’m gonna hook ‘em a^Gll ^F Hook ‘em ^Call,^F I’m gonna hook ‘em a^Gll ^F